As someone who liked to have a good time in my 20s, I’ve been through quite a lot of hangovers. Some are mild that making me happily look back on the time I had. Others are so awful, I swear I’ll never drink again. 

Believe it or not, there are moments when I’d daydream of inventing the perfect cure for a hangover. Imagine, about two-thirds of Americans actually consume alcohol. That’s a massive market of opportunity. 

Fortunately, one of my past guests on the blog actually started his own hangover recovery drink that doing more than $10 million ARR. The founder of the company Sisun, recognized that in Korea hangover remedies were extremely common, but not so much in the United States.

As promised, let’s look at various slogans and captions that you’ll certainly need to promote products in a hangover cure business. These marketing messages are ideal for promotion on social media or printing on a poster.

Hangover pain after drinking all night.

Hangover Cure Product Marketing Slogans

  • The Quickest Fix For Your Hangovers.
  • Say Goodbye To Headaches And Sluggishness.
  • Gives You A Kick Of Energy!
  • No More Misery!
  • Effective Hangover Cure Is What We Do.
  • Your Go-To Fix For Bad Hangovers.
  • Your Body Will Thank You.
  • So Misery Won’t Linger.
  • There’s Only One True Cure!
  • Make The World A Better Place Without Hangovers.
  • Bad Hangovers? We Got You.
  • Terrible Hangover Cured Right.
  • Come Fly The Friendly Cure.

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  • You Too Can Have A Cure Like Mine.
  • Where Cure Is Easy.
  • Take The Sting Out Of That Hangover.
  • Hangover Cure That Works Wonders.
  • For Energy Restoration.
  • Can Mitigate Even The Worst Hangovers.
  • Enjoy The Rest Of Your Day Hangover Free.
  • For A Quick Boost On Your Hangovers.
  • Hangover Cure For The Champions.
  • The Better Cure For Your Hangovers.
  • Your New Best Drinking Buddy.

Hangover Cure Captions

Drink all night, headache all day next day!

  • Ever wake up with a hangover and hate yourself a little bit more?
  • A hangover is just your body telling you that you’re an idiot.
  • Drink responsibly to avoid bad hangovers.
  • A hangover is a reminder that you had a good time.
  • We drink for a hangover.
  • A hangover means a good party.
  • If you cannot handle a hangover then you are probably getting old.
  • Happiness is drinking a lot and not waking up with a hangover.
  • Drinks make you feel happiest at night, but hangovers make you feel the worst in the mornings.
  • Hangover is something in which you wake up and try all your home remedies to get back into your routine.
  • Have a memorable and Happy Hangover Day. May you start your day with a hangover of your beautiful memories from the past.

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  • Wishing you lots of partying with your dear ones on Hangover Day…. May you create some special memories partying with no headaches and hangovers!!!”
  • Seemed like such a good idea at the time.
  • Hangovers are temporary, drunk stories are forever.
  • Drinking makes you a happy person.
  • Let’s cheer to really cheer up.
  • If you want to avoid a hangover, keep drinking.
  • Everyone loves to drink and party, but no one enjoys the hangover…. It is just like doing your deeds and not enjoying the results.
  • If you don’t wake up with a hangover on the first day of the year, that means you haven’t partied enough to end your last year.
  • May you always party like there is no tomorrow and always get up like it is the freshest morning of your life.

Hangover Cure Taglines

Ever feel like this guy?

  • We Reign Supreme In The Anti-Hangover Game.
  • Enjoy Your Day Hangover Free.
  • Rough Night Last Night? There’s A Solution.
  • Too Much Fun Yesterday? We Got You.
  • Can Solve Even The Worst Hangovers.
  • There’s No Better Cure For A Hangover Than This!
  • A Quick Boost When You’ve Had A Rough Night.
  • Restore Your Energy!
  • Hair Of The Dog Anyone?
  • Wake Up Hangover-Less.
  • The Answer You’ve Been Looking For.
  • Got A Hangover? We Can Fix That!
  • The Hangover Cure Dream.
  • The Cure That Works Wonders.
  • Relief. Remedy. Recovery.
  • Hangover Cure With Amazing Benefits!
  • Don’t Find Fault, Find A Remedy.
  • Remedy For Bad Hangovers!
  • The Exact Cure You Need.
  • Perfect Cure Because We Care.
  • Anti-Hangover Game Solved.
  • Think Cure.
  • Cure Is The Buzz.
  • Hangover Remedy Is What We Do.

Hangover Cure Quotes

Post-birthday party hangover.

“Maintaining your hydration status is probably the most important thing, along with rest, that you can do with a hangover.” ― Mikhail Varshavski

“Some hangover treatments work better than others, but none is an actual cure. The only way to avoid a hangover is to limit how much you drink or avoid alcohol entirely. And if you find that hangovers are affecting your work or relationships, talk to your doctor about your drinking.” ― Web MD

“Just like lemons, limes are pretty good at giving hangovers the heave-ho. Try adding two teaspoons of fresh lime juice and a teaspoon of honey to a pint of water when you wake up and see if it makes a difference.” ― Ali Pantony and Bianca London

“A big glass of water might be the easiest hangover solution.” ― Web MD

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“The best cure for a hangover is being under the age of 25.”  ― Unknown

“Logically, I’d imagine the number one reason most people become sober from alcohol is due to chronic hangovers. Everyone gets them, and everyone hates them. Unless you’re a celebrity and have a ton of money and can get an IV drip to cure your hangover, you’re most likely suffering from one right now.” ― Cassidy Layton

“A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.” ― Robert Benchley

“Grease is the only cure for a hangover.” ― Cameron Diaz 

“What in the world is a hangover cure?” ― Brian Wilson

“This too shall pass” ― Old Proverb

“This is a hangover that could only be cured by a bullet.” —Sterling Archer

Funny Hangover Quotes

What’s more stressful than a hangover Monday with a heavy workload?

“A hangover is just your body telling you that you’re an idiot.” — Unknown

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.” — George Burns

“An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.” — Charles Darwin

“Well it’s hard to remember who, but I drunk-dialed a lot.” — Adam Garcia

“If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.” ― Matt Haig

“I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.” ― Craig Revel Horwood

“A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.” ― Robert Benchley

“I really enjoy the fun of putting something out and people liking it or hating it or talking about it, but vacuous attention, it feels disgusting. It’s like a hangover.”  ― FKA twigs

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“Always do sober what you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway

“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” — Frank Sinatra

“I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

beer fridge

Hangover waiting to happen.

“Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight, party tonight.” — Drake

“It’s not a hangover, its wine flu.” — Unknown

“I seriously think it’s the sugar that gives me a headache.” — Unknown

“Drinking rum before 10am doesn’t make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate.” — Unknown

“His head was pounding and his vision skewed in some way and he was vaguely amazed at being alive and not sure that it was worth it.”  ― Neil Gaiman

“Don’t trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.”  ― Alex Shakar

“Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.”  ― John Fletcher

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill

Creative Hair of the Dog Sayings

  • “A little hair of the dog might be the answer today.”
  • “You look like you could use a little hair of the dog. What will it be? Beer, wine or some tequila?”
  • “I just need some hair of the dog to help me survive this day.”
  • “A morning drink may be the last thing you want after a night of boozing, but a little hair of the dog is exactly what you need.”
  • “This drink just screams ‘hair of the dog’”
  • “‘Hair of the dog’ comes from the expression ‘hair of the dog that bit you’, meaning that the best cure for what ails you is to have some more of it.”
  • We probably should not have had all that champagne last night…But here’s a little hair of the dog.”
  • “Does anyone else need some hair of the dog today?”
  • “I’m never drinking again…but here’s some hair of the dog.”

Beers and sunsets.

  • “Happy National Bloody Mary Day! There is no better way to shake off the evening’s festivities than with a little hair of the day.”
  • “This moment is perfect for a little hair of the dog.”
  • “Narrow eyes equals hangover vibes. I could really use some hair of the dog right now.”
  • “It definitely feels good to have some little hair of the dog.”
  • “Feeling a little ruff? A little hair of the dog just might be the perfect solution.”
  • “The morning after partying so hard just needs a little bit of hair of the dog.”
  • “There are basically two cures for hangovers. A toasted bagel with Atlantic smoked salmon, dill cream cheese, capers, fresh arugula, and pickled red onions or just a hair of the dog.”
  • “When you partied so hard yesterday, and now you can’t function. Time for some hair of the dog!”

Hangover Cure Product Statistics

Here are some key statistics about the hangover cure industry.

  • Studies have found that about 25 to 30 percent of the population seems to be resistant to hangovers, which is likely due to “a very effective ethanol metabolism.”
  • The global hangover rehydration supplement’s market size was valued at $1.1 billion in 2018.
  • The global hangover rehydration supplements market is divided into solutions, tablets/capsules, and powder. The solution supplements accounted for the largest share of more than 65.0% in 2018 and are expected to witness the fastest growth over the forecast period.
  • Hangovers are actually expensive. It is estimated that hangovers cost $148 billion per year, with an average annual cost of $2,000 per working adult due to missed work and poor job performance.

People suffer from hangovers, every day of the week. With all of these clever marketing slogans, you’re ready to help hungover sufferers solve this problem.

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