Who doesn’t love a bagel? This Polish-borne bread product has captured the heart and the taste buds of people all over the world. The distinctive ring shape of the yeasted dough, identical to that of a donut, is an icon in the bread industry. Properly baked, it’s crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Bagels can be served plain or topped with sesame seeds on the outer, crispy crust. Inside is a dense yet chewy interior that creates the perfect “pad” for a spread such as a fruit jam, cheese spread, or cream cheese.

If you’re running a food establishment that serves or specializes in bagels, you might want to let the community know that you are serving this food on social media. You can draw them in with these slogans, taglines, catchphrases, and quotes—all telling them that you have the best bagels in town.

Bagel Captions for Social Media

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This is everything… Bagels!

Stuck at good, attention-grabbing captions for your bagel photos? Scan this list of short and punchy caption ideas.

  • Good mornings start with fresh bagels and coffee
  • Here’s to a hole day of happiness
  • Tasty bagels! Let’s round them up!
  • Baking round things with a difference
  • Try a bagel. It’s way better and healthier than a donut
  • The best way to go healthy is to go round!
  • Mid-afternoons are better with a freshly baked bagel
  • Our bagels makes all the difference
  • Worried about the world? Ease up with a bagel.
  • Great bagels and good coffee—the best way to meet people.

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  • Bagels rule!
  • Bagels are bread’s version of love.
  • There’s nothing that a good, hot, soft bagel can’t fix
  • Treat yourself with a round of bagel. You deserve it!
  • Energize for the day! Have some of our soft, warm bagels.
  • What an amazing morning for a piece of wonderful bagel!
  • Bagel—the stuff beautiful mornings are made of
  • Ready for the next big thing in bagels?
  • The world’s favorite healthy round bread
  • One day, bagels will rule the world.
  • Have a bagel and give a beautiful moment to yourself
  • Cream cheese and a warm bagel—you can’t go wrong with it.

Bagel Puns

Puns are words or phrases that make use of multiple meanings or of similar-sounding words of a certain term. The result is often rhetorical or humorous. Here are some puns regarding bagels. Use these in your social media posts or marketing campaigns to share your sense of humor with customers.

  • What happens when you put wings on a bagel? It becomes a plain bagel.
  • A store that sells only bagels and donuts is called a hole foods store.
  • What do you call a female bagel? A baguette.
  • What happens when a seagull flies over the bay? It becomes a bagel.
  • When bagels celebrate, they propose a toast.
  • A bagel was walking down a dark, dangerous corner. It’s in danger of being a salted.
  • A bagel is holey, so it will go to heaven.
  • What do ghouls put to enjoy their bagels? Scream cheese!
  • A bagel went to the bar to get toasted.
  • Bagels, donuts, and croissants—a hole family!
  • What’s a bagel that dons a fancy dress? A donut.
  • Pilots love plain bagels.

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  • A criminal’s bread of choice? A salted bagel.
  • A bird-of-prey was eating a gluten-free bagel. It’s a millennial falcon.
  • The optimist sees the bagel. A pessimist sees the hole.
  • That bagel tastes odd. It must have quim cheese.
  • The bagel tearfully looked at her fiancée and said, “I dough.”
  • Man does not live on bread alone. He needs a bagel with cream cheese too.
  • Bagels have trouble putting makeup because they almost shmear it.
  • Priests and nuns love bagels as they’re some of the holeyest breads.
  • What did the bagel say to the magic door? “Open sesame!”
  • A hair-care company near the beach created a new hair gel. It’s called “Bay Gel”

Bagel Hashtags

Hashtags allow people to easily find what they’re looking for on the Internet. Use these suggested hashtags so they can find specialty bagels.

  • #bestbagel
  • #bestholebread
  • #bagelsbest
  • #rollwithahole
  • #lotsofbagelstyles
  • #notjustahole
  • #superbbagel
  • #freshlybakedbagel
  • #yourvehicleforyourfavoritespread
  • #bakedgoodies
  • #betterthandonuts
  • #notyourordinarybagel
  • #wheresyourbagel

A bagel breakfast sandwich with ham and cheese.

  • #bereadyforyourspread
  • #spreadlicious
  • #bagelishappiness
  • #breakfastwithabagel
  • #bagelforbreakfast
  • #adatewiththebagel
  • #theperfecthole
  • #bagelandcheesespread
  • #makeitaholelyone

Bagel Friday Sayings

Bagels are such a well-known bread product has garnered its own set of famous quotes and sayings. Here are some of them.

  • If I’m a bagel, then you’re my cream cheese
  • “Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they’re just good.” – Lee DeWyze
  • “We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel” – Nicki Minaj
  • “I tried being anorexic for four hours and then I was like, ‘I need some bagels.’” – Kat Dennings
  • “I can’t be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.” – Chelsea Handler
  • “In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning.” – Shepard Smith

“My sister married a German. He complained he couldn’t get a good bagel back home. I said: ‘Well, whose fault is that?’” – Emo Philips

  • “I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!” – Fanny Brice
  • “When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop. I ate so many!”- Jenna Ushkowitz
  • “A bagel is a donut with the sin removed” – George Rosenbaum

A bagel sandwich

  • “Thank you for all you do ‘round here” – Zoie-Lynne Krompholz
  • “You have a hole in your belly” – unknown
  • “Anyone else in the mood for bagels?” – unknown
  • “A day unemployed is like a bagel. Even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good” Crimeth Inc.
  • “I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls” – Fanny Brice

“Harmful: Bring home the bacon. Helpful: Bring home the bagel” – unknown

  • “The bagel. An unsweetened donut with rigor mortis” – Ira Freeman
  • “Happiness is fresh bagels and cream cheese” – unknown
  • “Coffee meets bagel” – printed on a T-shirt
  • “Thanks a hole bunch for all that you do” – unknown
  • “How come in Kansas City, the bagels taste just like round bread” – Calvin Trillin
  • “Life’s a bagel” – unknown

Funny Bagel Marketing Slogans

Use these slogans to add humor to your marketing campaigns. After all, good humor never fails to attract customers.

  • Be hole!
  • A hole is a place to be!
  • A donut is a bagel with an ambition
  • Tell your friends BRB. You’re still eating our bagel.
  • Enter our hole in the wall.
  • Welcome to the house of holes.
  • Shacked for bagels
  • Donuts are for amateurs. Try our bagels.
  • Get a hole bunch!
  • Donuts are sleepy pancakes that have awakened.
  • It’s the bagel life.
  • May your bagels be delicious and your coffee be strong.
  • When you graduate from eating a donut…
  • It’s round, it’s sound, it’s found!
  • You might have a bagel problem.
  • Have some hole carbs.
  • Make way for some holes.
  • Our bagels are delicious. Your argument is already invalid.
  • Our bagels are breeding! Come and take some!
  • Happiness comes in round things.
  • Bagel day is every day.
  • The world goes around in the hole of a bagel.

Bagel Catchphrases

When making social media posts, you want to catch the audience’s attention quickly. Here are some sample catchphrases that you could test as part of a marketing campaign.

  • Straight rounds from the oven
  • Steaming hot. Pairs perfectly with coffee.
  • There’s a reason bagels are round.
  • Try our delicious round things
  • Freshly baked bagels. Daily.
  • If you look at our bagels, you’ll realize it’s the circle of life.
  • Our bagels are treats you can trust.
  • Nutrition and good taste in a circle
  • Round-shaped happiness
  • When is a bagel more than a bagel? When it’s baked by us
  • It’s bagel time!
  • Quiet! I’m enjoying my bagel.

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  • The bagel you knead!
  • If the smell from our bagels is making your mouth water, wait till you taste them
  • Hole-ly! These bagels are amazing!
  • Personalize your bagels with us
  • Fill that empty hole in you with our bagels
  • Power yourself with our amazing bagels
  • When love meets bagels
  • Bagels. The bread of life
  • Peer into the hole and see only goodness
  • How do we love our bagels? Let us count the ways.

Bagel Taglines

You can sell bagels on a food truck.

If you’re running a bakery, café, bistro and include bagels in your menu, use these taglines to capture the imagination of hungry customers. Let them know you have the best bagels in town.

  •  You’re in the bagel zone.
  • A good bagel heals the soul.
  • Our cream cheese is just half a good story. Complete it with a bagel.
  • Enjoy a fresh round of goodness
  • We have different flavors of bagels
  • Goodbye fatty donuts, hello healthy bagels
  • Conquer your hunger with our sumptuous bagels
  • Make your own favorite bagels
  • Different bagel flavors available
  • Filling the emptiness in you
  • Natural, no preservatives, all the goodness in a bagel
  • Have yourself a date with our lovely bagels
  • The home of soft bagels and relaxing coffee
  • Between the softest bread and the best donut
  • Sweet cream-stuffed bagels. Only here!
  • Our caramel-crusted bagels are the subjects of fascination
  • Break your fast with our soft bagels
  • Greatest bagels since (insert the date of your business’s opening)
  • In a stressful world, you can’t go wrong with a good bagel
  • Our bagels: manifestations of your love of bread
  • It’s a round-shaped mouth-watering piece of happiness
  • Start your day with our bagel.

Bagels are classic breads that can go well with anything—jams, jellies, peanut butter, spread, cheese, and more. Bagel flavors have also become more creative in recent years adding blueberries, cinnamon sugar, and strawberry ingredients to name a few examples.

They’re great to welcome a new day, munch in between, or conclude the day as the sun begins its dip. Through the sample captions, slogans, puns, and sayings, you can create social media posts, brand taglines, and slogans that say volumes about your bagels.

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