Muffins are among the most popular baked foods in the world. The baked good is frequently paired with coffee, hot chocolate, or tea. People enjoy eating muffins as a breakfast food, a late afternoon snack, or a dessert.

If your business is serving muffins, if you’re a food blogger, or if you just want to make your friends salivate with photos and videos of delicious muffins, use these captions and quotes to add character the post.

Muffin Captions

Muffins are best paired with coffee in my opinion.

Let’s get the ball rolling with some eye-catching captions that can accompany photos and videos of fluffy muffins on social media.

  • Happiness translates to freshly baked muffins.
  • Nothing better than the smell of freshly baked muffins and freshly brewed coffee.
  • Muffins are therapeutic.
  • Want to experience paradise? Sniff and eat a muffin.
  • Live and love muffins.
  • Just give me freshly baked muffins and I’ll be happy.
  • A muffin a day keeps depression away.
  • Set your problems aside. Enjoy a muffin.
  • It’s gastronomically impossible not to enjoy a muffin.
  • Muffins: they’re just younger brothers of a really good cake.
  • Freshly baked muffins available today.
  • Try out our fruit-topped muffins.
  • Our cream-filled, cream topped muffins are magical.
  • Serving uniquely flavored muffins each day.
  • Baking fresh muffins since (insert the year when your business was established).
  • Grab a bite. Get ready for the day. Try our muffins.
  • 100% healthy, 100% delicious, 100% muffins
  • My breakfast is made of two cappuccinos and a toasted English muffin.

Blueberry Muffin Captions

A plate of blueberry muffins.

Blueberry is one of the most popular muffin flavors out there. These captions are testaments to just how good this muffin is.

  • There’s no problem that a blueberry muffin can’t solve.
  • Give me a Blueberry muffin and I’ll rule the world.
  • Ah, forget diets. Have a blueberry muffin.
  • Easy like a Sunday morning on a porch, feasting on blueberry muffins and hot coffee.
  • More than just muffins, more like blueberries
  • Goodah, muffins!
  • The best of baked goods and nature in one muffin
  • A blueberry muffin kicks off all stresses, worries, and sadness.
  • Our soul in our blueberry muffins
  • Our blueberry muffins are overflowing with goodness
  • Try our specialty—strawberry, blackberry, and blueberry muffins
  • Eating blueberries the right way—on top of a freshly baked muffin
  • The ultimate essence of nature and grandma’s baking
  • Your highness, your blueberry muffins are here
  • What would your life be without blueberry muffins?
  • Enter and be enchanted with our blueberry muffins
  • Our blueberry and lemon cream muffins—absolute magic in your mouth
  • Blueberry muffins—perfectly sublime

Chocolate Muffin Captions

chocolate dessert

Chocolate muffins!

Chocolate muffins are another crowd pleaser. Use any of these captions to express just how unfailingly delicious this desserts or breakfast is.

  • Chocolate muffins—nothing can go wrong with the classics.
  • Chocolates, strawberries, and a hint of lemon—elevating our classic muffins to the next level
  • More than just the classic chocolate muffins.
  • Chocolate muffins and brewed coffee—perfection.
  • Imagine sitting on the balcony of a cruise ship, enjoying a day in the Mediterranean, and enjoying a chocolate muffin.
  • Silencing the kids with chocolate muffins.
  • Swear to me that, no matter my health condition, I’ll have a chocolate muffin every day.
  • Grandma makes the best chocolate muffins. The recipe is passed down from generation to generation.
  • Love and joy—the secret ingredients of a perfect chocolate muffin.

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  • Don’t you dare touch or squeeze my chocolate muffins.
  • Whoever invented chocolate muffins is a genius.
  • My new favorite? Hot chocolate muffin drizzled with melted sweet butter.
  • Want big chocolate muffins? We have huge ones!
  • I love everything chocolate—cakes, cupcakes, and muffins!
  • Sharing is caring. So please share your chocolate muffins.
  • Chocolate muffins are perfect for late afternoon snacks.
  • I just knew about it: chocolate muffins make great companions for dessert wines!
  • Dip chocolate muffins in melted brie cheese and drizzle with honey. It’s magic!

Funny Muffin Captions

artisanal muffin

Nothing funny about these muffins.

The name “muffins” is often considered cute, sweet, and—funny! Check out these humorous muffin captions.

  • Baking muffins instead of doing something important? That’s perfectly fine.
  • I had a revelation. The smell of muffins permeates the essence of the universe.
  • I ate all those muffins. And so?
  • There was a time when grandmas baking muffins ruled the world.
  • It’s just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
  • Muffin tops are sexy.
  • The answer to everything is—muffin.
  • Don’t trust people who hate muffins.
  • Marry someone who bakes muffins, and you’ll be all right for the rest of your life.
  • If only muffins could talk…
  • If I go to Mars, I’ll break protocol and bring freeze-dried muffins with me.
  • In case of alien invasion, give them my grandmother’s muffins.
  • Caution! Never, ever touch my muffins.
  • I just experienced a devastating breakup—with my favorite muffin.
  • I’d eat soft muffins in a jiffy—and hard ones as well.
  • “My saddlebags are why Spanx exists! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.” – Sara Blakely
  • “A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.” – Charlie Brooker
  • “Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.” – Edward Lear

Banana Muffin Captions

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A row of bananas at the supermarket.

Banana muffins are perfect for those who prefer less sweet desserts. Use these banana captions to give life to your muffin photos or videos.

  • Classic banana muffins don’t go wrong.
  • Soft, creamy banana muffins—awesome!
  • Tropical muffins? Try perfectly baked banana muffins.
  • I love banana muffins because they aren’t overly sweet.
  • Not fond of sugar? Check out our perfectly banana muffins.
  • Banana muffins topped with chocolate cream—delicious!
  • Are there “tropical” muffins? Yes! They grow on banana trees.
  • These are the best banana muffins in the world.
  • Whenever I eat banana muffins, I’m reminded of a place somewhere between Europe and Southeast Asia
  • Have a bite of these banana muffins; I promise, your day will be great.
  • The taste of England and Southeast Asia in a piece of baked goodness
  • Who knew that eating banana muffins can be so therapeutic.
  • It’s not just a banana muffin, you know. It’s gastronomic culture.
  • Can you smell the aroma of banana muffins baked in an oven?
  • Munch on our brand-new banana muffins
  • 1 banana muffin down, 9 more to go.
  • I’ll win if there’s a banana muffin eating contest.
  • There should be an international banana muffin day.

Stud Muffin Captions

A stud muffin is a large muffin based on an Italian recipe called Torta di Pasqua. For some reason, along its long history, it acquired a second urban definition: a sexy, attractive young man. If you’re serving Torta di Pasqua or stud muffins in your restaurant, why not use these captions to inject some humor?

  • A muffin that is sexy and muscular.
  • For some reason, that muffin looks like it has muscles.
  • Henry Cavill is an example of a stud muffin.
  • Stud muffins exude sexiness.
  • I just love guys who love muffins.
  • Muscled guys eating delicious muffins—they turn me on.
  • I’m getting hot. I need a stud muffin.
  • The more I look at this cheese-coated muffin, the sexier it looks.

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  • Big muffins for big men.
  • 100% protein muffins for bodybuilders and athletes.
  • We serve huge muffins for real men.
  • The muscled muffins.
  • Gruyere bits and pockets of melted cheese—the heart of a stud muffin.
  • Whoever sends me this delicious stud muffin has a heart of gold.
  • Stud muffins—perfect for Easter.
  • Big breakfast appetites deserve big stud muffins.
  • Celebrate a beautiful Easter with an oozing stud muffin.

Coffee and Muffin Quotes

Coffee paper cup on wood table in coffee cafe.

A pairing of brewed coffee and muffins is my idea of perfection. Let’s look at some quotes that support this viewpoint.

  • “I’m all over the place with coffee and muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too.” – Shawn Mendes
  • “English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts.” – Mia Hamm
  • When I was a kid, I loved having muffins and cupcakes and I still like them with coffee.” – Gautam Rode
  • Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Muffins make waking up worthwhile.
  • There’s no science on earth that can explain the wonders of coffee and muffins.
  • Drink coffee and eat muffins.

I don’t need inspirational quotes. All I need are a soft muffin and a hot cup of coffee.

  • There’s nothing better than a good friend—except for a good friend, soft muffins, and hot coffee.
  • Life is so much better with coffee and muffins.
  • I never had a muffin I didn’t like.
  • “A cup of coffee and chocolate muffin—life is beautiful” – Adowriter
  • “How to start? Coffee would help me think. Then maybe a banana-nut. That’s a good muffin” – Charlie Kaufman

“He is her goodnight kiss, with a sweet muffin. She is his morning alarm, with a brewing coffee.” – Om Subham

  • Wake me up when the coffee is ready and the muffins are out of the oven.
  • A cup of good coffee and a fresh muffin, and just like that, I’m ready for the day.
  • Enjoying hot coffee and freshly baked muffins on a late afternoon together with a friend is happiness encapsulated in a perfect moment.
  • A bad day with freshly brewed coffee and freshly baked muffins is better than a good day without them.
  • Amazing days start with coffee and muffins.

Funny Muffin Quotes

Brighten someone’s day with these funny muffin quotes and puns.

  • “Blessed are those who love muffins” – unknown
  • “I believe the world to be a muffin pan. And there certainly are a lot of muffins here.” – Aaron Funk
  • “Stressed is dessert spelled backward” – unknown
  • “Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles” – unknown
  • “Sadly, muffin tops are only awesome on actual muffins” – unknown
  • “Muffins should only be eaten calmly” – Oscar Wilde
  • I don’t care if the saucer is full or empty. Is there a muffin on it?

Will provide medical advice for freshly baked choco-chip muffins.

  • What time is it? It’s muffin time!
  • All you need is love, muffins, and coffee. Life is short.
  • You’re so loveable! Muffin compares to you!
  • This is it! It’s all or muffin!
  • You did what for who for how many muffins?
  • You do realize that muffins are ugly cupcakes, don’t you?
  • I’m a sucker for fitness. Fit ness whole muffin in my mouth.
  • Life is too short to say no to a muffin.
  • Eating a muffin is just an excuse to have another muffin.
  • I am diagnosed with OMD: Obsessive Muffin Disorder

Banana Muffin Quotes For Instagram

Let your Instagram viewers’ mouths water when they see your muffin photos on your flood blog or Instagram account. And give them something to think about by adding these captions with your photos or videos.

  • “Quinoa and banana muffins” – Vesela Tabakova
  • “Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.” — David Sedaris
  • I’m a banana muffin man!
  • Bananas are healthy. Muffins are good. Therefore, banana muffins are good for you.
  • Once you lick off the frosting of a banana cupcake, it becomes a banana muffin. And muffins are healthy.
  • Have you had a banana muffin today?
  • English muffins and avocados are awesome for breakfast and snacks.
  • Give me world peace! If not, a hot banana muffin will do.

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  • I can’t eat banana muffins in an uptight manner.
  • I smell something. Is that—-banana muffins?
  • At the end of a hard week, you’ll find no bigger inspiration than in a plate of oven-fresh banana muffins.
  • The red flag of an eating disorder: the irresistible banana muffin.
  • You can call me Muffin. It’s cute, and I love muffins anyway—banana choco being my favorite.
  • I can pretty much eat banana muffins all day.
  • It’s really difficult to stay on a diet when you’re presented with a perfect banana muffin.
  • Two banana muffins with double-chocolate chip toppings and blueberry bran, please.
  • Whether there’s icing or not, I love my banana muffins.
  • A banana muffin, a coffee, and warm afternoon sunshine

Use any of these captions and quotes to describe, depict, interpret, and brand your social media posts about muffins. Be sure to tag me in the post as well and I’ll make sure to share the post on my end as well.

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