My love of cookies started while watching Cookie Monster and his voracious appetite for the delicious treats on Sesame Street as a kid. It seems the Cookie Monster and I haven’t changed much as the timeless chocolate chip cookie remains a favorite.
In celebration of this baked treat, I’ve compile a list of the all-time best cookie quotes, marketing slogans, and puns to enjoy. These taglines are perfect for promoting a small bake sale or adding a caption for social media to share what you’ve cooked up inside the home kitchen.
- Cookie Company Quotes
- Cookie Slogans
- Cute Cookie Quotes
- Christmas Cookie Slogans
- Funny Cookie Puns
- Cookie Captions Perfect for Instagram
Cookie Company Quotes
“What good is having all of the cookies when you can’t eat anymore?” – Anthony T. Hincks
“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.” – Barbara Johnson
“People have got to learn: if they don’t have cookies in the cookie jar, they can’t eat cookies.” – Suze Orman
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.” – Anonymous
“If you can’t change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?” – Pat Murphy
“Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o’clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.” – Barbara Jordan
“Cookies are happy because that is their job. Making those you know, and don’t know happy. They tell people you care.” – Brent M. Jones
“I was dramatically shaped by my aunts and grandmother because they convinced me there was always a cookie available.” – Newt Gingrich
“Cookies are made of butter and love.” – Anonymous
“Grandmothers can always be counted on to produce sweets, cookies, and candies that seem to taste nicer from her than from anyone else.’ – Elizabeth Faye
“It is funny how I knew those cookies were going to save the night, I guess I just didn’t know whose.” – Becca Anderson
“Opening the door upon arriving home from school to the heavenly aroma of freshly baked cookies leaves an indelible print in one’s mind.” – Jean Pare
“They’re the cookies we smelled as kids, the ones we first learned to make as teenagers and the ones we may have burned in college when we learned that combining baking and drinking presents certain challenges.” – Rebecca Firth
“The general definition of cookie— ‘a small flat or slightly raised cake’ — is an inadequate and even misleading, given the fact that America’s favorite dessert has assumed so many incarnations, so many sizes, and shapes and flavors.” – Martha Stewart
“When company’s coming— any age or any size of crowd— be ready for the onslaught with a full cookie jar.” – Jean Par
“There’s nothing more reassuring to kids than a plate of their favorite chocolate chip, oatmeal, or peanut butter cookies.” – Lauren Chattman
“Today, me will live in the moment, unless it is unpleasant. In which case me will eat a cookie.” – Cookie Monster
“My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back to my childhood.” – Curtis Stone
“Christmas cookies can’t help but be retro – they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second.” – Dana Goodyear
“No matter how bad your day is, when you start talking about cookies or cakes or pies, or you bring someone cookies, there’s just not bad news. The worst news is, ‘Hey, there’s sugar in that.” – Christina Tosi
“Whenever I have even a spare second, I’m in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers.” – Karlie Kloss
- Snap Into A Cookie!
- Makes The Difference.
- Every Cookie Has A Story.
- The Cookie People.
- Simply Cookie.
- The Art Of Cookie.
- Naughty, But Cookie.
- Run For The Cookie.
- Smart People Choose Cookie.
- Super-chewy. Super-food. Super-fun. Super-fast.
- Well-Made & Delicious!
- See The Face You Love Light Up With A Cookie.
- Probably The Best Cookie In The World.
- Leave The Cookie To Us.
- Ingredients That Matter.
- Did Somebody Say Cookie?
- Heavenly Cookies.
- Just The Way You Like It.
- Home-Baked Goodness.
- Just Like Mom Used To Make
Cute Cookie Quotes
“On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I’m still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, ‘That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,’ should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies.” – Lester Holt
“I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it’s fun. It’s exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them. ” Debbi Fields
“I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They’re incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays.” – Bobby Flay
“Cookies are made of butter and love.” – Norwegian Proverb
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“When You’re Down and Feeling Worse, Keep a Cookie in Your Purse.” – Anonymous
“Life is short, eat cookies for breakfast.” – Anonymous
“Cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.” – Sandra Lee
“Sometimes me think, “What is Friend?” Then me say, “Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.” – The Cookie Monster
“In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.” – Salmon Rushdie
“I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me – animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy.” – Maria Shriver
“Baking is how you start kids at cooking in the kitchen.” – Sandra Lee
“Baking makes me focus … I find it calming and rewarding because, in fairness, it is sort of magic – you start off with all this disparate stuff, such as butter and eggs, and what you end up with is so totally different. And also delicious.” – Marian Keyes
“I don’t know but about my inner child but my inner Cookie Monster is definitely awake.” – Jane Lee Logan
“You are the milk to my cookies.” – Anonymous
“It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.”