Looking for a milkshake slogan and brings all the boys and girls to the yard? Look no further than this library of milkshake slogans and quotes honoring this timeless beverage.

If you own a milkshake shop, truck, or ice cream shop serving milkshakes, you can use any of these taglines to entice more customers visit. We also included some famous people’s quotes to shakeup your marketing collateral. Grab a straw and let’s get to it.

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Milkshake Slogans

Let’s start out with simple but effective slogans for a milkshake station.

  • Life is short. Drink our milkshakes.
  • Make every sip count.
  • Colors of the rainbow in the form of different milkshake flavors.
  • Packed with flavor and power.
  • The milkshake for real men.
  • The milkshake for the modern woman.
  • Our milkshakes are made by hand.
  • Conquer the world with our milkshakes.
  • When milkshakes attack.
  • Divine milkshakes for mortals.
  • This is where you can find the best milkshakes in the world.
  • Our milkshake, your milkshake.
  • Shake up your day.
  • The milkshake that sticks in your heart.
  • 100% tasty milkshake, 100% pure love.
  • Milkshake finesse.
  • Perfectly disciplined milkshake.
  • Come try our (name of your specialty milkshake).
  • It’s not an earthquake. It’s our milkshake.
  • Try our must-try milkshakes.
  • Pretty cool, pretty sweet.
  • Special events deserve special milkshakes.
  • Your short gateway to paradise.
  • We have bigger straws.
  • Try our boba-rich milkshakes.
  • Space-age milkshakes in here.
  • Enter the flavorful world of superb milkshakes.
  • Your favorite milkshakes are here.
  • Classic milkshakes available.
  •  Most unique milkshakes are here.
  • We customize milkshakes.
  • We make fabulous milkshakes whatever the weather.
  • Why milkshakes? Come inside to know why.
  • The universe of stunning milkshakes.

Cute Milkshake Slogans

  • Most romantic milkshakes.
  • Shake rattle and enjoy.
  • Brewing the best milkshakes for milkshake lovers.
  • Making the best milkshakes for you is our passion.
  • Unbelievably sexy milkshakes.
  • Kisses with milkshakes.
  • Milkshake? Bring your sweetheart along.
  • We specialize in dating with milkshakes.
  • Kids will love our milkshakes.
  • Hearts and milkshakes.
  • The milkshakes of love.
  • Pretty milkshakes indeed.
  • Even the smell of our milkshakes is an elixir.
  • Sweetness and coolness overload.

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  • Best cookies and milkshakes here.
  • Sweetness begins here.
  • Milkshakes for sweeties.
  • Please be mine.
  • Your journey to happiness begins inside.
  • Feeling blue? Our milkshakes will cheer you up.
  • Making your dream milkshake come true.
  • Teddy milkshakes.
  • You’ll love each sip.
  • Each sip is a great adventure.
  • Will emote for a great milkshake.
  • Chic a shake.
  • Milkshakes with a view.
  • Shaken with love.
  • Solving your craving with a quenching milkshake.
  • Go milkshake go!.
  • Bond with friends over our milkshakes.
  • Whipping up your dream milkshake—yes, with whipping cream.
  • What a milkshake chump.
  • Sweetheart milkshake.
  • All our gorgeous milkshakes have syrups.

Disturbing chocolates.

Chocolate Milkshake Slogans

Chocolate milkshakes are all-time favorite flavors. Use these cool slogans if you’re serving them.

  • Buy 1, get 2 chocolate milkshakes.
  • The mere look of our chocolate milkshake gives you chills.
  • Healthy chocolate milkshakes here.
  • Not just a kiddie drink.
  • So good even scientists love our chocolate milkshakes.
  • Our chocolate milkshakes are perfect for burnouts.
  • What would you do if you’re craving a chocolate milkshake? Come to us.
  • Our chocolate milkshakes are always there for you.
  • The all-in-one chocolate milkshake.
  • Personalized chocolate milkshakes.
  • Fighting doesn’t solve anything. Our chocolate milkshake does.
  • Win an argument by giving your opponent our chocolate milkshake.
  • We have a ton of chocolate milkshake varieties.
  • The essence of existence is our unique chocolate milkshake.
  • Award-winning chocolate milkshakes here!
  • How about a caramel truffle chocolate milkshake?
  • Brown never looks so good!
  • Our door is all that’s standing between you and the best chocolate milkshake in the world.
  • Where all the best cocoa beans end up.
  • Chocolate milkshake, at your service.
  • We deliver your favorite chocolate milkshake—still cold.
  • Chocolate milkshake that does not let you worry about calories.
  • The perfect chocolate milkshake for bodybuilders and athletes.
  • Shorthand for sweetness and goodness.
  • You can’t go wrong with our chocolate milkshake.
  • Our chocolate milkshakes are the gifts of angels.
  • Ours is THE chocolate milkshake.
  • Today is a perfect day to enjoy our chocolate milkshakes.
  • It’s our milkshake or nothing.
  • Our chocolate milkshakes are second to none.
  • Best milkshake in (name of your locality).
  • Our chocolate milkshake. You made the right choice.
  • Brighten your day with our rich chocolate milkshake.
  • Chocolate milkshakes, here you go.

LOL milkshake slogans.

Funny Milkshake Slogans

Milkshakes connote fun, laughter, and good times.

  • Shaken, not stirred.
  • So good your mouth will water.
  • You’ll never lose with our milkshakes.
  • You lose nothing with our milkshakes—except for a few dollars.
  • Choose between the good, the bad, and the ugly milkshakes.
  • Milkshaking to eternity and beyond.
  • Earthquake? That’s just us making your favorite milkshake.
  • We welcome milkshaking—but just pay for the milkshake.
  • We love milkshake lovers, not Karens and Darens.
  • We serve alcoholic milkshakes. Seriously!
  • We make liquid nitrogen milkshakes. That’s why you see never-ending vapor.
  • Try our Russian Roulette milkshake.
  • Our smoothies and milkshakes will make you wild.
  • Our milkshakes are going to be a NASA staple.
  • You can’t resist our milkshakes.
  • You’ll have our milkshakes, whether you like it or not.
  • You just need to shake it when life gets tough.
  • We shake things up a bit.
  • Boggie shake, milkshake.
  • It’s the flying milkshakes!
  • Our milkshake makes you smarter.
  • You chose our milkshake over theirs. You’re a person of culture.
  • We serve milkshakes for your last meal.
  • Soon, we’ll be interstellar suppliers of milkshakes.
  • Milkshakes on the go.
  • Going to Milkshake county.
  • Redneck and Hillbilly milkshakes here.
  • What do you get when you combine milkshakes and ice cream? Come in and find out.
  • Milkshakes only champions will love.
  • Even your mom loves our milkshakes.
  • Your one-stop shop for superb milkshakes.
  • Specializing in zero-calorie, sugarless milkshakes. You wish.
  • Fluffiest milkshake ever.
  • Long live the milkshake!

Oreo Shake Slogans

Cookies-and-cream is becoming quite a popular variation of the standard vanilla-and-chocolate milkshake. Crumbled Oreo cookies are often added to liven up these delicious milkshakes.

  • What Oreos really want to be.
  • Taking milkshakes beyond.
  • When milkshakes become drinkable Oreos.
  • When chocolate, milk, and Oreos combine, we become Super Oreo shake.
  • The Superman of Oreo milkshakes.
  • Our Oreo milkshake is inevitable.
  • Check out our cookies and cream milkshake.
  • Made of real Oreos. Seriously!
  • Train your kid to drink our Oreo shake.
  • Best cookies-and-cream milkshake out there.
  • The finest in cookies and cream.
  • The Oreoshake kingdom.
  • We Oreo everything including milkshakes.
  • We cover our milkshake with a blanket of Oreo.
  • Oreo makes everything better, even our milkshakes.
  • Try our supreme milkshake.
  • The best trips start with an Oreo milkshake.
  • Do not underestimate the power of Oreo.
  • Oreo—the universal cookie.
  • Have you tried our magnificent Oreo milkshake?
  • Shhhh! It’s the Oreo milkshake of forever.
  • Move on and have an Oreo milkshake.
  • Devastating heartbreaks can be solved by the proper application of Oreo milkshakes.
  • We make the best Oreo milkshakes.
  • Come in. Have an Oreo milkshake.
  • Diet Oreo milkshakes here.
  • Oreo shake sonata.
  • Feel our Oreo shake.
  • Party-sized Oreo shakes coming up.
  • No one really lives without trying our Oreo shake.
  • Our Oreo shakes has the capacity to bind the world together.
  • Freedom, Independence, and Oreo shakes.
  • We’re the reason Oreos exist.
  • Oreo shakes for everyone.

Milkshake Quotes

What do famous people say about milkshakes? Find out.

  • “There’s safety in thinking in a diner. You can have your coffee or your milkshake, and you can go off into strange dark areas, and always come back to the safety of the diner.” ― David Lynch
  • “If I can’t suck your milkshake through a straw, it’s not a milkshake–it’s a glass of ice cream.” ― Bill Maher
  • “I love milkshake. It’s the best.” ― Jade West
  • “They concluded that the reason why the milkshake was so good was because it fulfilled a purpose which they did not anticipate.” ― Jason Heiber
  • “Milkshakes are best with strawberries and malt.”― Angelica Banks
  • “Milkshakes make the world seem less sh*tty.”― Shaun David Hutchinson
  • “I like ice cream. Juney does too. We like to put bourbon in it, and make ourselves a milkshake.”
    ― Lee Smith
  • “Is that you, Charlie? Sam’s making me a milkshake.” ― Stephen Chbosky
  • “I got three of those green milkshakes they serve at McDonald’s around St Paddy’s Day for a crazy Irishman named O’Malley”― Anonymous
  • “If a man ordered a beer milkshake he’d better do it in a town where he wasn’t known.” ― John Steinbeck, Cannery Row
  • “That was the best milkshake I ever had in my life. It was so delicious, it almost scared me.” ― Stephen Chbosky

“All I know is that when I need to eat my feelings, my feelings taste like Wawa milkshakes with extra M&Ms.” ― Katharine McGee

  • “Blood may be thicker than water, but milkshake is thicker than blood.” – unknown
  • “I just really want a milkshake” ― Stephen Chbosky
  • “I love milkshakes. But more than that, I love to eat cream of yours.” – Basharath Fathi
  • “Our lives are like a milkshake. Ingredients get mixed together. Some of the ingredients are unimpressive by themselves. But shake them up and pour them out into a concoction that’s delicious.” ― Max Lucado

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  • “My milkshake brings all the gods to the yard.”― Ben Aaronovitch
  • “I nearly choked on my milkshake.” ― Anthony Horowitz
  • “Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake. First the taste, then the pleasure.” – Marilyn Monroe
  • “The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver’s mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.” ― Richard Kadrey
  • “Poetry is not made to be sucked up like a child’s milkshake.” – Stephen Fry
  • “Milkshakes are gifts from heaven that come in different flavors.” – Anthony Hincks

“Space flight still has a long way to go to catch up the safety record of the milkshake industry.” – Kevin Fong

  • “Just checking to see if your milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.” ― Tessa Bailey
  • “It’s a milkshake, sir.” ― Greg James
  • “I just want you to know that I took an exit off the interstate on the way back. And, I took Avery to a Wendy’s, and I bought him a chocolate milkshake.” ― Bryan Stevenson
  • “They got into the tub together and drank strawberry milkshakes.” ― Alice Hoffman
  • “If you wanted the milkshake, you’d better be ready to fight.” ― Stephen King
  • “Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.” ― Wally Lamb
  • “I need a stiff drink after that—a milkshake.” ― Morgana Best
  • “Love remains pure love until you don’t mix the sex into it. When love mixes sex, it becomes a love-shake as a milkshake having various flavors.” ― Ehsan Sehgal
  • “At least, these guys were looking. And seeing something. A milkshake.” ― E. Lockhart
  • “If you’re working to restrict your food intake, a milkshake just makes you want another one.” ― Robert M. Sapolsky
  • “All I ask is that you don’t interrupt and you silently pray Luke returns with a milkshake quickly because they make me happy.” ― Jennifer Armentrout

Funny Milkshake Quotes

Some famous people have really good—and bad—experiences with milkshakes. A few of these are rather amusing.

  • “They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.” ― Casey Stengel
  • “My milkshake brings all the boys to naptime.” ― Kristy Cunning
  • “Hey, I’m so broke, I have a milkshake on layaway at McDonald’s!” ― Rachel Renée Russell
  • “Ed felt faint. Milkshake, as it turned out, was much less handy in your veins then, say, oxygen.” ― Francine Pascal
  • “Ryan held a strawberry milkshake in one hand, his father’s ashes in the other–and hoped like hell he didn’t get them mixed up.” ― Tina Vaughn
  • “You fought the fight over and over, and you never won the milkshake.” ― Stephen King

“Sipping from a protein shake that had aspirations of being a milkshake, but couldn’t quite make it.” ― Derek Landy

  • “Surely after a milkshake has been shaken, shouldn’t it be called a milkshook?” ― Leo M
  • “She sipped at her milkshake through a straw. She reminded me of a chipmunk after eating way too much sugar.” ― Sophie Wilkinson
  • “Millions of years of hominid evolution had produced nothing more transcendent than a craving for a cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake.” ― Sam Harris
  • “Q: What do cows make during an earthquake? A: Milkshakes.” ― Scott McNeely
  • “Axle-grease, grass, toothpaste, fish-milkshake and raw horseflesh.” ― Andy Griffiths
  • “Q: What do you call an epileptic holding a glass of milk? A: Milkshake.” ― Scott McNeely
  • “If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake.” – Daniel Day-Lewis
  • “This is my milkshake. You know what I’ll do with it.” – unknown
  • “When life gets tough, just shake it.” – unknown
  • “Shake things up a little bit.” – unknown

“My milkshake has melted and is beginning to spoil. Still, no sign of the boys.” – unknown

  • “The boys are already waiting in the yard.” – unknown
  • “Lost milkshake. Last scene with the boys in the yard.” – unknown
  • “I’m worth my weight in milkshake.” – unknown
  • “In the era of headshake and handshake, I prefer milkshake.” – The Girl With the Gift
  • “I want to open a milkshake shop and call it ‘The Yard.’” – unknown
  • “Today is Milkshake Day. Suddenly, I feel patriotic.” – unknown
  • “My milkshake is painfully thick.” – unknown
  • “My milkshake is sweeter than my girlfriend.” – unknown
  • “How do you make a milk shake? Give the cow a pogo stick.” – unknown
  • “My milkshake draws all the boys in my yard. And I’m like ‘Go away! I’m gay!’” – unknown
  • “Some days, you get your soul pureed in a melancholic milkshake.” – unknown
  • “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a big glass of awesome milkshake.” – unknown
  • “If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, won’t protein shakes bring buff guys?” – unknown
  • “Get your fat pants ready for unlimited milkshakes.” – unknown
  • “You’re the milk to my shake.” – unknown
  • “The best people are those who love milkshakes.” – unknown

Chocolate Milkshake Quotes

Do famous people have anything to say about the venerable chocolate milkshake?

  • “That was about as good as it was going to get this side of a hot tub, a good-looking man, and a chocolate milkshake.” ― David Weber
  • “And we were flown to a rest camp in France, where we were fed chocolate malted milkshakes and other rich foods until we were all covered with baby fat.” ― Kurt Vonnegut
  • “If I had a chocolate milkshake, and my mom gave me two dollars to get fries, I’d give it to the store manager and tell my mom I gave it to a worker and the worker said they were out. I told the worker to keep it.” ― Ami Riechman-Bennett
  • “1 1/2 cups cold coffee, 2 scoops vanilla ice cream, 2 tablespoons chocolate syrup” ― Ms. Drink
  • “Happiness is like a chocolate milkshake.” – unknown
  • “9 out of 10, people like chocolate milkshake. The 10th person is a liar.” – unknown
  • “I can never get tired of chocolate milkshakes.” – unknown
  • “Chocolate milkshake is love.” – unknown
  • “Don’t lie. You know you like whipped cream on top of that chocolate milkshake.” – unknown

“Mix the chocolate of love and sugar of happiness to the milk of life to get a milkshake of true life.” – Gnarapriya

  • “I had beautiful days and energized my moments too. Chocolate milkshake did so.” – Vera Sidhwa
  • “Happiness is burgers and a chocolate milkshake.” – unknown
  • “A cool glass fell in love with hot milk. They were madly in love. They gave birth to chocolate power and named it hot chocolate shake.” – Mrinalini Joshi
  • “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles Schulz
  • “Can I have a chocolate milkshake?” – Rajas Mishra
  • “It’s National Chocolate Milkshake Day!” – unknown
  • “Men shake their hands after they beat each other up. We drink chocolate milkshakes.” – Nora Roberts

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  • “Quick and creamy chocolate milkshake” – unknown
  • “I never do any television without a chocolate milkshake. That’s my motto and I live by it.” – Dawn French
  • “I’m definitely a chocolate girl.” – Ashlee Simpson
  • “Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a chocolate milkshake?” – unknown
  • “If I’m not singing for a few days, I go straight for a chocolate milkshake! “ – Cody Simpson

“I actually find it harder to act in the scenes where there’s not much happening, say having a chocolate milkshake in the diner.” – Chris Hemsworth

  • “Who needs a boyfriend when you have a chocolate milkshake.” – Unknown
  • “Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” – Jo Brand
  • “Chocolate and vanilla. Who doesn’t like to mix? “ – Taissa Farmiga
  • “Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity.” – Unknown
  • “Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milkshake.” – Charlie Sheen
  • “A balanced diet is a glass of chocolate milkshake in both hands.” – unknown
  • “My problem is I’m an addictive personality. I can’t have one glass of chocolate milkshake.” – Guy Pearce
  • “Triple chocolate peanut butter shake.” – unknown
  • “Chocolate milkshake is love.” – unknown
  • “Sometimes I just want somebody to hug me and say, “I know it’s hard. You’re going to be okay. Here is a chocolate milkshake and 6 million dollars.” – Unknown
  • “I’m not the type to party all the time. I’d rather sit at home, enjoy a chocolate milkshake, and cuddle my dog.” – Unknown

Milkshake Captions for Instagram

Use these captions for photos of mouthwatering milkshakes that you post in your Instagram or Facebook accounts.

  • A cold triple chocolate milkshake and some hot buns on a Saturday night is enough to keep me from partying.
  • I’d rather enjoy a lovely milkshake than go out to an all-night party.
  • A milkshake as good as this can solve all your problems.
  • This milkshake makes me powerful.
  • Great milkshake makes you forget all the crap you experience during the day.
  • Green mango milkshake? Now, this is interesting!
  • I need a milkshake. Now!
  • Can’t wait for a second milkshake.
  • I hope they can invent a tasty milkshake that could be made in the International Space Station.
  • Feed me a milkshake each day.
  • Call me weird but I love pairing sushi with a not-too-sweet milkshake.
  • I can’t recall someone telling me they don’t like my peach-mango milkshake.
  • My dog and I mutually understand each other. We love milkshakes.
  • An afternoon milkshake. What’s not to love?
  • Tired of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate. Good thing there’s this awesome tropical milkshake.
  • Ground control to Major Tom, did you bring your strawberry milkshake?
  • This is the Navy way of enjoying a milkshake while piloting an F18.
  • Adding extra chocolate chips to my vanilla milkshake. It’s magic!
  • Doing my own milkshake challenge!
  • My mom makes the best milkshake blends in the world.
  • A vanilla or a lemon milkshake brightens any dull day.
  • Milkshake is the ambition of milk.
  • Watching the Martian. Hope they have milkshake on Mars.
  • Finally, a milkshake exclusive to me.
  • What could be more luxurious than this truffle chocolate milkshake garnished with gold leaves?
  • It’s a milkshake miracle.
  • No wonder milkshake is among the most Instagrammable drinks ever!
  • Those who love milkshakes are sexy.
  • Finally, a milkshake for dieters.
  • Vegetarians will love this milkshake.
  • So good I could cry.
  • First milkshake competition. I’ll definitely win.
  • With a good milkshake, I’ll be the king/queen of the world.
  • It’s our signature milkshake that binds our crew together.

While strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate milkshakes serve as classics, they serve as foundations for a limitless variety of milkshake flavors. The only limit, indeed, is the imagination when it comes to flavor options. Use the slogans above for your milkshake menus, signs, or social media posts to attract customers for this beverage.

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