Like most kids, I grew up loving Jello. I would always ask my mom to buy a box Jello from the grocery and me and my brothers will eat some before dinner even though we’re not allowed to.

Growing older, I thought I’d get over my Jello addiction, but I didn’t. I enjoyed the dessert through high school, college, and even now that I’m a dad. I’m not ashamed to say I’m a Jello addict because I know I’m not the only one!

If you’ve made some J-E-L-L-O and want to share the photo on Instagram or social media with a clever caption or quote, I’m here to help. Check out the entire list of suggestions below.

Jello Captions

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Square Jello.

  • It’s Halloween time so it’s jello time! Can’t wait to fix things up!
  • These spooky spider jello desserts will really make you feel S-C-A-R-E-D!
  • Black drinks with jello bits floating to make your Halloween memorable!
  • Jello pumpkins? Why not?
  • Happy Halloween from your jello friends!
  • The sweetest jello witches on jello sticks!
  • Think Halloween, think gooey jello!
  • My wicked jello candies for the noisiest kids on the block!
  • Pumpkin pancake topped with jello…the best!
  • Jello desserts make my day!
  • Sizzling steak, then jello dessert? Oh, my!
  • Fill me up with those jello desserts!
  • My fave, yellow lemon cake topped with jello!
  • Just one more bite, please?
  • Jello just for me!
  • Strawberries sitting on jello for a yummy dessert!
  • Nothing can beat a strawberry shortcake with jello and fresh strawberries on top!
  • Give me peace; give me jello!

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  • I really enjoy biting these jello treats!
  • Styled to perfection, jello cane candies!
  • Swaying, swaying, gone! Down to my tummy it went!
  • Make my day; make me a jello treat!
  • Cold jello cups for a cool, clear day!
  • Cream, coffee and jello for that unforgettable coffee jelly dessert!
  • Fruit drinks with jello for a fun, fresh feeling!
  • Jello in fruit drinks during warm days..Wow!
  • My watermelon drink is at its best when topped with jello!
  • Mango shake with jello bits to blow your mind away!
  • Summer is not complete without jello to say Hello!
  • My best poolside drink…melon with jello!
  • Drink your heart away with this jello cocktail!
  • Make your heart melt with this jello dessert!
  • Just a sip of mango shake with jello to shake the blues away!
  • Good old jello with marshmallows and nuts!
  • Win this contest! Make your own jello fruit-face!
  • A cup of fruits with jello is a sure win!
  • The jiggling Christmas jello tree!
  • A colorful Christmas table with yummy jello desserts!
  • Make them smile…hand them a jello cupcake!
  • Green, tiny jello trees topped with bits of fruits and nuts!
  • A jello snowman to wish you a Merry Christmas!
  • Cold jello cups by the beach.
  • A bite of jello is a bite of heaven!
  • Happiness is seeing my fridge filled with jello desserts!
  • Find happiness in every jello bite!
  • Santa’s face can never be so happy without those jello cheeks!
  • Jello can make Santa so cute and delicious!
  • Send me luck; send me jello fruitcakes!
  • Wiggling to perfection, my jello!
  • Jiggling, wiggling to happiness with every jello bite!
  • Life is a happy wiggle with jello desserts!
  • Jiggle happily to life with every jello cupcake!
  • Wiggling to joy, jiggling to contentment!
  • I don’t mind getting my hands sticky after happily eating jello!
  • Yes to sticky hands!
  • Can I eat only jello today? It’s my birthday!
  • Pleasing to the eyes and to the palate!
  • Happily swallowing a spoonful of jello!
  • Red, yellow, green or blue, my jello comes before you!
  • A cake made up of a rainbow of jello is perfect for this rainy day!
  • After my surgery, with my only trusted friend, sweet, jiggly jello.
  • What children reach out for first!
  • Make children’s eyes bright with excitement…feed them jello!
  • My son eats this with his breakfast, lunch and dinner, day after day!
  • Heart-shaped Jello for Valentine’s Day!
  • I will give you my heart but not my Jello!
  • My strawberry-jello cupcake, my forever go-to friend!
  • You make my world complete!
  • Seeing you makes me smile; tasting you makes me high!
  • I’m speechless when you’re with me!
  • Finding you in my ref is like finding the jackpot numbers!
  • Jello desserts for all seasons!

Jello Shot Captions

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Raspberry and Jello.

  • A drink for the drunk! No-spill!
  • Jello shots for a no-spill party!
  • Jello in my liquor? Why not?
  • Just a jello shot, and another, and another…
  • Colorful jello shots bring life to the party!
  • Beer and jello together for life!
  • Alcohol with jello, or jello with alcohol?
  • Alcohol and jello, what a great combination!
  • Friends forever, alcohol and jello!
  • Let me enjoy my alcohol and jello moment!
  • A jello shot will be followed by another jello shot, and another jello shot..
  • Sure to make your legs jelly, jello shots!
  • The bar is not a bar if there aren’t any jello shots!
  • Fix me that jello shot now, please!
  • Let me have one shot, just one more jello shot!
  • This makes my night jing-a-ling-a-ling!
  • The booze, the jello bozze!
  • Jello shots for the smoothest ride down your throat!
  • Can do this in one gulp!
  • A jello shot for a bright tomorrow!
  • These jello shots don’t make me get drunk! Just love them!
  • Up, up and away with each jello shot!
  • Shoot me to the moon with a jello shot!
  • Jello shots for kids like me!
  • Jello shots are not for big men!
  • Jello shots can make big men cute!
  • Strawberry margarita jello shots are the best!
  • They all picked what I picked first: that ever-reliable strawberry margarita jello shot!
  • Just for kids… Not anymore! #Jelloshot
  • Keep this jello away from the kids.
  • Addictive and refreshing.
  • Line them up for me.
  • The reds and the yellows are my favorite Jello shots.
  • These shots go down easy.
  • A shot will make you want for more.
  • Flashes of Heaven in sight.
  • Let it flow.
  • Freely flowing down.
  • As smooth as silk.
  • Liquor and Jello make a perfect combination.
  • No perfect pair than Jello and liquor.
  • My love for liquor heightened by my love for Jello.
  • I will fight for these Jello shots.
  • Enjoying these shots like there’s no tomorrow.
  • Always looking for the next gulp.
  • One-shot to another.

Jello Quotes

  • “Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn’t tried nailing Jello to a tree.” – John Candy
  • “I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brain.” – Megan McDonald
  • “Poetry uses the hub of a torque converter for a jello mold.” – Diance Glancy
  • “That’s how it always is in the entertainment industry, your feet are always treading jello.” – Hedy Lamarr
  • “Producing is like pushing jello up a hill on a hot day.” – Lucy Liu

“I lost seventy pounds eating nothing but Jello for 4 months. But of course there is a great variety in the colors. I think, if I remember correctly, it’s 230 calories for a whole bowl. Maybe 270? In the 5th month, I added fruit.” – John Malkovich

  • “Trying to hit Phil Niekro is like trying to eat jello with chopsticks. Sometimes you get a piece but most of the time you get hungry.” – Bobby Murcer
  • “Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.” – Red Buttons
  • “Understanding faith can be like trying to hold onto jello. Just when you think you’ve got a handful of the stuff, all you really have is the residue all over your sticky hands.” – Jennifer L. Lane
  • “Put tattoos all up and down our thighs, do anything our parents would despise. Take uppers, downers, blues, and reds, and yellows, our brains are turning into jello.” – Joan Baez

“It’s as if we spend our entire lives avoiding Jell-O but it is always there at the end, waiting.” – John Grisham

  • “…my atoms, moreover, are arranged to make me constitutionally inclined to believe that where there’s smoke there’s usually strawberry Jello, seldom fire…” – J. D. Salinger
  • “Nothing could be taken for granted. Women who loved you tried to cut your throat, while women who didn’t even know your name scrubbed your back. Witches could sound like Katharine Hepburn and your best friend could try to strangle you. Smack in the middle of an orchid there might be a blob of jello and inside a Mickey Mouse doll, a fixed and radiant star.: – Toni Morrison

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  • “The Deliverator comes from an elite order, a hallow subcategory. He’s got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest. Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books.” – Neal Stephenson

Jello Puns

  • Why is Jello fed to sick people in hospitals? Just because it is the cheapest food to make one full.
  • When do you experience winter in the Philippines? When you prepare gelatin since the liquid just automatically turns into a solid!
  • My hair is like a lumpy Jello since it was not correctly set.
  • Life would be easy if you could put naughty kids in gelatin molders for them to grow up perfectly fine.
  • Jello is not healthy. But why is it fed to the sick in hospitals?
  • Why does my hair still look like this when I used Jello on it?
  • Jello, it’s me.
  • What’s the worst jam in the Philippines? Traffic jam.
  • Tie a Jello ribbon on the old, oak tree.
  • Jack & Jello went up the hill to get a pail of gelatin.
  • My favorite pizza? Jello cab!
  • He’s Jellos of my love for Jello.
  • Am Getting’ Gelatin When I See You.

Jello shots are a must-have at adult birthday parties.

Funny Jello Sayings

  • “Are you saying college kids put alcohol in my jello?” – Bill Cosby
  • “Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I’ve been watching cable television and eating jello.” – Stephen Chbosky
  • “…poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew…” – Sara Gruen
  • “Raising a teenager is like nailing Jello to the wall.” – Bill Cosby
  • “Shake it like Jello make the boys say hello.” – Missy Elliot
  • “You can never be jello…Cream brulle can never be jello.” – My Best Friend’s Wedding

Jello Marketing Slogans

  • The Best At The End… Jello
  • Leave Room For The Best… Jello
  • Appetizer Or Dessert, It’s The Best
  • Save The Best For Last
  • The Last Is Always The Best
  • Let The Best Taste Last
  • Happiness In Every Jello
  • Jello: Heaven Within Reach of a Spoon
  • Eat Joyfully To The End
  • Finish Your Meal With That Great Taste
  • Finish With The Taste Of Heaven
  • Cuteness Comes With Jellos
  • Make Life Better: Eat Dessert First
  • Bring Color, Taste And Texture To Your Life
  • Wiggling My Way To You
  • Wiggling To You With Love
  • Just Your Jiggling Jello
  • Leave Room For Me
  • Free To Fill You Up
  • Heaven At The End

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  • Heaven At Your Fingertips
  • Heaven In Every Form
  • Heaven In Every Taste
  • Heaven In Every Bite
  • Save Me For Last
  • Jiggling Joyously, My Jello
  • Just Jiggling Joyously
  • Send Smiles Thru Jellos
  • Will Surely Make You Smile
  • We Take Care Of Your Heart
  • Wiggling For Your Heart’s Content
  • Wiggle For Fun
  • Satisfaction Guaranteed
  • Whim Satisfied
  • Cravings Satisfied
  • Guaranteed To Satisfy
  • Guaranteed To Please
  • Your Cravings Satisfied
  • Fill You With Joy
  • Fill Your Tummy And Mind With Joy
  • Whim Satisfied, Tummy Filled
  • Jellos Mean Excitement And Joy
  • Brimming With Excitement In Every Bite
  • Color Your World, Awaken Your Senses
  • Start With Jello, End With Jello
  • Start And End With A Taste Of Heaven

Statistics show that the consumption of flavored gelatin desserts in America continuous increase every year. And in 2020, about 150 million Americans consumed flavored gelatin desserts and the number is expected to increase to 153 million in 2024.

You can’t go wrong with Jello. It’s a great dessert you can simply munch on while watching your favorite TV show and a treat that can be enjoyed by the elderly with dental issues. What’s your favorite flavor of Jello? Let me know in the comments below.

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