Like most kids, I grew up loving Jello. I would always ask my mom to buy a box Jello from the grocery and me and my brothers will eat some before dinner even though we’re not allowed to.

Growing older, I thought I’d get over my Jello addiction, but I didn’t. I enjoyed the dessert through high school, college, and even now that I’m a dad. I’m not ashamed to say I’m a Jello addict because I know I’m not the only one!

If you’ve made some J-E-L-L-O and want to share the photo on Instagram or social media with a clever caption or quote, I’m here to help. Check out the entire list of suggestions below.

Jello Captions

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Square Jello.

  • It’s Halloween time so it’s jello time! Can’t wait to fix things up!
  • These spooky spider jello desserts will really make you feel S-C-A-R-E-D!
  • Black drinks with jello bits floating to make your Halloween memorable!
  • Jello pumpkins? Why not?
  • Happy Halloween from your jello friends!
  • The sweetest jello witches on jello sticks!
  • Think Halloween, think gooey jello!
  • My wicked jello candies for the noisiest kids on the block!
  • Pumpkin pancake topped with jello…the best!
  • Jello desserts make my day!
  • Sizzling steak, then jello dessert? Oh, my!
  • Fill me up with those jello desserts!
  • My fave, yellow lemon cake topped with jello!
  • Just one more bite, please?
  • Jello just for me!
  • Strawberries sitting on jello for a yummy dessert!
  • Nothing can beat a strawberry shortcake with jello and fresh strawberries on top!
  • Give me peace; give me jello!

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  • I really enjoy biting these jello treats!
  • Styled to perfection, jello cane candies!
  • Swaying, swaying, gone! Down to my tummy it went!
  • Make my day; make me a jello treat!
  • Cold jello cups for a cool, clear day!
  • Cream, coffee and jello for that unforgettable coffee jelly dessert!
  • Fruit drinks with jello for a fun, fresh feeling!
  • Jello in fruit drinks during warm days..Wow!
  • My watermelon drink is at its best when topped with jello!
  • Mango shake with jello bits to blow your mind away!
  • Summer is not complete without jello to say Hello!
  • My best poolside drink…melon with jello!
  • Drink your heart away with this jello cocktail!
  • Make your heart melt with this jello dessert!
  • Just a sip of mango shake with jello to shake the blues away!
  • Good old jello with marshmallows and nuts!
  • Win this contest! Make your own jello fruit-face!
  • A cup of fruits with jello is a sure win!
  • The jiggling Christmas jello tree!
  • A colorful Christmas table with yummy jello desserts!
  • Make them smile…hand them a jello cupcake!
  • Green, tiny jello trees topped with bits of fruits and nuts!
  • A jello snowman to wish you a Merry Christmas!
  • Cold jello cups by the beach.
  • A bite of jello is a bite of heaven!
  • Happiness is seeing my fridge filled with jello desserts!
  • Find happiness in every jello bite!
  • Santa’s face can never be so happy without those jello cheeks!
  • Jello can make Santa so cute and delicious!
  • Send me luck; send me jello fruitcakes!
  • Wiggling to perfection, my jello!
  • Jiggling, wiggling to happiness with every jello bite!
  • Life is a happy wiggle with jello desserts!
  • Jiggle happily to life with every jello cupcake!
  • Wiggling to joy, jiggling to contentment!
  • I don’t mind getting my hands sticky after happily eating jello!
  • Yes to sticky hands!
  • Can I eat only jello today? It’s my birthday!
  • Pleasing to the eyes and to the palate!
  • Happily swallowing a spoonful of jello!
  • Red, yellow, green or blue, my jello comes before you!
  • A cake made up of a rainbow of jello is perfect for this rainy day!
  • After my surgery, with my only trusted friend, sweet, jiggly jello.
  • What children reach out for first!
  • Make children’s eyes bright with excitement…feed them jello!
  • My son eats this with his breakfast, lunch and dinner, day after day!
  • Heart-shaped Jello for Valentine’s Day!
  • I will give you my heart but not my Jello!
  • My strawberry-jello cupcake, my forever go-to friend!
  • You make my world complete!
  • Seeing you makes me smile; tasting you makes me high!
  • I’m speechless when you’re with me!
  • Finding you in my ref is like finding the jackpot numbers!
  • Jello desserts for all seasons!

Jello Shot Captions

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Raspberry and Jello.

  • A drink for the drunk! No-spill!
  • Jello shots for a no-spill party!
  • Jello in my liquor? Why not?
  • Just a jello shot, and another, and another…
  • Colorful jello shots bring life to the party!
  • Beer and jello together for life!
  • Alcohol with jello, or jello with alcohol?
  • Alcohol and jello, what a great combination!
  • Friends forever, alcohol and jello!
  • Let me enjoy my alcohol and jello moment!
  • A jello shot will be followed by another jello shot, and another jello shot..
  • Sure to make your legs jelly, jello shots!
  • The bar is not a bar if there aren’t any jello shots!
  • Fix me that jello shot now, please!
  • Let me have one shot, just one more jello shot!
  • This makes my night jing-a-ling-a-ling!
  • The booze, the jello bozze!
  • Jello shots for the smoothest ride down your throat!
  • Can do this in one gulp!
  • A jello shot for a bright tomorrow!
  • These jello shots don’t make me get drunk! Just love them!
  • Up, up and away with each jello shot!
  • Shoot me to the moon with a jello shot!
  • Jello shots for kids like me!
  • Jello shots are not for big men!
  • Jello shots can make big men cute!
  • Strawberry margarita jello shots are the best!
  • They all picked what I picked first: that ever-reliable strawberry margarita jello shot!
  • Just for kids… Not anymore! #Jelloshot
  • Keep this jello away from the kids.
  • Addictive and refreshing.
  • Line them up for me.
  • The reds and the yellows are my favorite Jello shots.
  • These shots go down easy.
  • A shot will make you want for more.
  • Flashes of Heaven in sight.
  • Let it flow.
  • Freely flowing down.
  • As smooth as silk.
  • Liquor and Jello make a perfect combination.
  • No perfect pair than Jello and liquor.
  • My love for liquor heightened by my love for Jello.
  • I will fight for these Jello shots.
  • Enjoying these shots like there’s no tomorrow.
  • Always looking for the next gulp.
  • One-shot to another.

Jello Quotes

  • “Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn’t tried nailing Jello to a tree.” – John Candy
  • “I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brain.” – Megan McDonald
  • “Poetry uses the hub of a torque converter for a jello mold.” – Diance Glancy
  • “That’s how it always is in the entertainment industry, your feet are always treading jello.” – Hedy Lamarr
  • “Producing is like pushing jello up a hill on a hot day.” – Lucy Liu

“I lost seventy pounds eating nothing but Jello for 4 months. But of course there is a great variety in the colors. I think, if I remember correctly, it’s 230 calories for a whole bowl. Maybe 270? In the 5th month, I added fruit.” – John Malkovich

  • “Trying to hit Phil Niekro is like trying to eat jello with chopsticks. Sometimes you get a piece