301+ Funny French Fry Captions Perfect for Dipping

French fries have firmly established themselves as the default side dish in American fast-food restaurants. That’s no surprise. French fries are low-cost, easy to make, tasty and goes well with anything especially burgers. While some people enjoy eating French fries plain or with a bit of salt, I prefer to dip them.

Whether you enjoy dipping them in ketchup, mayo, mustard, or a special fry sauce, it’s safe to say that dipping your French fries makes them even better. So why not share the moment with your friends with a clever social media caption? If you’re stressing about smart captions ideas, I got you with more than 301 suggestions.

French Fry Captions

Can French fries be our national food?
I live my life for French fries only.
No matter how pricey gas is, I will drive miles to get fries!
Life without French fries is no life at all.
Love my French fries first before loving me.
Whoever invented French fries is the best person in this world!
French fries in the morning? Why not?
Have fries while it’s hot!
Love the crispiness of these fries.
My world revolves around French fries.
Taste the goodness in every bite!
Fries really make my tummy happy!
French fries for me only.
Heaven-sent French fries
At last, French fries after a long, busy week.
Can I have this everyday?
Don’t disturb me, please, when I’m having fries.
My stress-reliever, French fries!
Finally got the most famous French fries in the country!
At my favorite French fries nook.
Looking so pleased having fries, at last!
Special fries for a special friend.
School is not this good were it not for French fries.
Having fries by my side at work keeps me awake.
Nothing for dinner? Fries is the best option.
It’s French fries weather once again.
A happy home smells of French fries.
Fries galore!
Dream fulfilled. Fries everywhere.
The best appetizer ever! Loaded fries.
How I love my homemade French fries.
See this yummy fries I prepared?
Happy to have fries within my reach!
So excited having a plate of French fries with me.
When gloomy, buy fries!
Stop craving for fries. Go to the nearest store.
Still so hot but already in my mouth.
Don’t need your help to finish this.
It’s Fries-day today!
French fries and me. Really meant to be.
Wherever I may be, I need my fries!
Delicious fries in this train ride.
Sightseeing with fries. The best!
Up the mountains with French fries.
Down the lake eating fries.
Fishing with French fries. So relaxing.
A very peaceful scenario. Bird watching with French fries.
My yummy companion, French fries!
I won’t trade this with anything.
Me, and my fries. Forever friends.
Fries never let me down.
Everything stops when I start eating fries.
Ice cream or fries? Fries of course!
Can’t I have all flavors and not just choose one?

Classic French fries.

Funny French Fry Captions

My eyes are for only for you, but my fries are only for me.
Cuddling and fries make me really happy!
I thought that you can only eat French fries in France.
Call me greedy but that’s what I am with French fries.
Seasons change but my love for French fries does not.
No more oil left with all the French fries I cooked.
Eating French fries surely makes me high.
Fries a day takes the doctor away.
Fish and chips or fish and French fries?
Blessed are those who love French fries for fries are God-sent.
I will choose a plate of French fries over a plate of steak.
It should always fries before guys!
Gas stations should always have fries stations.
The best vitamin for me, French fries.
Feeling funny embracing this big bucket of fries!
Fries be with you, and you, and you!
Fry me a ton of these delicious sticks!
French fries, a foe or a friend?
The most fantastic creation in the kitchen, French fries.

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Feeling blue? Feast on fries!
Fries without ketchup is me without you.
All the goodness in the world is in this bucket of cheese fries.
I can eat all of these in 3 minutes!
French fries can surely turn a squabble into a fries ramble.
I’ll fix you a drink if you fix me a tray of fries!
My mantra is “French fries forever. French fries forever”.
Sorry to leave just one piece for you.
Did you tell me that you want some?
No one knows how I crave for fries at night.
My greatest dilemma in life: what flavor of fries to choose!
I can turn into a workaholic if you’ll give me French fries.
Soda and fries make the world go round!
Let’s paint the town red with French fries!
A picture-perfect plate of fries for me only, not you.
See me drool with this French fries pic!
Have wine and fries like there’s no more tomorrow!
Children should be taught to eat French fries before they learn to sit!
I will turn into a wicked witch if you won’t buy the biggest fries in this stall!
Now I know how to save to be able to buy a bucket of fries every Saturday.
Best romantic date is soda and fries date!
My love for fries is as big as the universe!
Eve might have offered Adam French fries, not an apple.
Champagne and French fries for chic date.
Be savvy, be French-fries happy!
My notorious French fries loving friend.
The person who does not like French fries is not happy.
My biggest achievement is to be able to cook French fries at home.
The world stops rotating when I start consuming French fries.
No need to go to France. I’m so content with my French fries at home.

Loaded Fry Captions

Loaded bacon and cheese fries will be my best pal in my entire life.
Toppings and toppings and toppings.
Top them all with cheese and bacon and whatever.
Oh my fries! My loaded fries.
Kimchi and fries never tasted this good.
Chili and cheese for my chum.
Jalapenos on fries.
What a great kick chili gives French fries.
Vegans like me can still enjoy vegan fries.
All the vegies in my fries make me jump with joy.
Vegan fries are the best.
Over-loaded vegan fries are so hypnotic.
So sumptuous, so delicious, these loaded fries.
Yummy till the last potato.
Jalapenos make my fries and my life colorful.
Chorizo and fries make one smile.
Me, and my chili fries.
Loaded fries turn ordinary days to extraordinary ones.
Rainy days become sunny days with loaded fries.
Sumptuous, loaded fries fill my heart and soul.
Take a breather. Have loaded French fries.
Take your blues away with a plate of loaded fries.
Fly to the moon with loaded fries.
Loaded fries turn me into cute, hungry monster.
Just had the last bite of my loaded French fries.
Chicken with kimchi on my fries makes me want to run in circles.
All that garlic for the best, loaded fries.
The ultimate in loaded French fries.
Glorified fries, indeed.
No better way than this with fries.
Just put anything on it and there you have the best, loaded fries.
Finishing a plate of loaded French fries is never a problem.
Green onions and sour cream on my fries. Delicious!
This is truly appetizing! Loaded fries.
The perfect way to start my vacation. Eating fries loaded with garlic!
Pepperoni on my fries make me smile!

Cheese Fry Captions

Oven-baked cheesy fries are really to die for.
Nothing is better than cheese fries.
The greatest indulgence of all.
Nothing gets better than melted cheese on my crispy fries.
A 180-degree mood changer.
My cells are so happy whenever there’s a plate of cheese fries before me.
So love how the cheese melts in the fries.
Cheese and fries make my mouth explode with goodness.
Cheese fries is my greatest favorite.
Life cannot be better with cheese fries for breakfast.
That gratifying cheesy sensation on my fries.
An overwhelming taste.
One of the earth’s greatest wonders.

Cheesy fries lead you to the magic kingdom.
Heaven’s gates open when you have cheesy fries.
My taste buds turn magical whenever I have cheesy fries.
My love for cheese and fries makes my heart pound so loudly.
The magic of cheese fries on my hand.
Forever a cheese fries fanatic.
Problems are forgotten when I start eating my cheese fries.
Life is short. Have cheesy French fries often.
With this unpredictable life, eat what you enjoy most! Like cheese fries!
Healthy eating with cheese and fries! No one should contradict.
I can die happily after finishing a plate of delicious cheese fries.
My wish has been fulfilled! Look at this cheesy fries.
Cheddar cheese overload.
Cheese and bacon cover my fries. The best way to wake me up.
I don’t care if it’s cold outside just as long as I have my cheesy fries.
Jalapenos and cheese bring fries to the next level.
Wishing you’re here with me, enjoying this plate of melted cheesy fries?
Pamper yourself with cheesy fries.
Taste the healthy goodness of melted cheese with fries.
A yummy work of art! Cheesy fries.
The best way to end your stressful day. Homemade cheesy fries.
Smoky bacon and melted cheese on my fries. My sumptuous dinner.
This is one healthy appetizer option. Cheesy fries.
Cheddar cheese and ranch dressing make my fries complete.
Cheese & fries for you, too?
My love for cheddar is now on my fries.
Cheesy smile from a plate of cheesy fries.
So nutritious and delicious!
Buffalo sauce with cheesy fries? Try it. You’ll love it.
The winner! Cheesy fries overload.
Thick jalapeno peppers covering my cheesy fries! Wow!
Chopped garlic on top of the fries covered with cheese.
This is worthy of everyone’s attention. Fries with cheddar cheese.

Fry sauce with ketchup and sour cream. So many dips. So few fries.

Sweet Potato Fry Captions

Newly harvested sweet potatoes fried for snacks.
The ideal healthy dinner. Sweet potato fries.
Sweet potato fries with anything. So yummy!
Chocolate and sweet potato fries? Try it.
Envious of my sweet potato fries topped with yogurt?
My favorite daytime snack. Sweet potato fries.
So good to the eyes and the tummy. Sweet potato fries.
This is surely the winner. Sweet potato fries with cheese.
I will miss you while I’m gone but I will miss my sweet potato fries more.
I can prepare this fast. Sweet potato fries for breakfast.
A different sweet potato fries meal? Cover it with chocolate syrup and marshmallows.
Just salt will make my sweet potato fries very delicious.
Chicken and broccoli on my sweet potato fries.
Level up your sweet potato fries with crispy bacon and cheddar cheese.
Presenting my newest invention: sweet potato fries with garlic & beef.
Love how this meal really fills up my tummy.
Sweet potato fries for a sweet person like you.
Nothing can be better than a plate of sweet potato fries with ranch dressing.
Have sweet potato fries everyday? Why not.
Enjoying life the to the fullest with sweet potato fries.
The sweetest life with sweet potato fries.
Sweet potato fries with salt and cola. The best!
Season your sweet potato fries with salt and pepper and you’re ready to go.
Are you also crazy about sweet potato fries?
Addicted to sweet potato fries.
An overwhelming appetizer. Sweet potato fries with cheese.
Can all inter-state stops have sweet potato fries booths?
This is my best stop. Sweet potato fries corner.
Finishing my meal with a healthy plate of sweet potato fries.
Going excited with sweet potato fries for dinner.
Sweet potato fries to go, please.
Enjoying the sights with a bucket of sweet potato fries.

Curly Fry Captions

The best sight! Curly fries with cheese and bacon bits.
Make the most of life with curly fries.
While you still can, eat curly fries to make yourself happy.
Fill the joy that curly fries bring.
Crispy, curly fries for the curious me.
Cool and relaxing. This healthy snack of curly fries.
Smothered my curly fries with ketchup.
Finger-licking curly fries.
Truly addicting curly fries.
Craved for you for a long while, curly fries.
Curly fries for my curly hair.
Curly fries top my list.
Sweet potatoes curled and fried to perfection!
Love those curls!
Meet these girls: my sweet potato curls.
Newly fried curly fries. Still hot!
Fly to the moon with curly fries.
Feel free as a bird nipping on curly fries.
Enjoy summer with curly fries.
Hear the crackling of the firewood while enjoying curly fries!
Preparing my curly fries is a relaxing feat.
Tasty curly fries for snacks.
Good vibes brought by sumptuous curly fries.
Over-loaded curly fries to make winter perfect!
Seasoned to perfection, a plate of curly fries.
That magical taste of curly fries!
Leave it to curly fries to make your day perfect!
Nothing compares to a healthy meal of curly fries.
Enjoying life to the fullest means having curly fries every other day!
Want this as a birthday gift? A bucket of curly fries!
Christmas will not be as happy without curly fries homemade by Mother.
Our kitchen smells so appetizing whenever Mom prepares curly fries.
The best dish to give new neighbors.
Choosing curly fries always.
Believe in the power of crispy, curly fries!
Love these curls.
Nothing beats these curly fries topped with garlic and sour cream.
The day gets better with a plate of curly fries.
There is no better place than this curly fries shop.
Nothing can replace my curly fries cravings.
There surely is no substitute for curly fries snacks.

French Fry Day Captions

Seamless feasting on French fries today! Happy French fry day!
Let’s celebrate the # 1 snack! Happy French fry day!
Make it French fry day everyday.
French fries for breakfast this French fry day.
For the love of French fries, happy French fry day.
Happy snacking on French fries today and always.
Cherish each moment of this French fry day.
So many stalls selling fries on French fry day.
Can’t choose which fries to get first. So happy this French fry day.
An unforgettable French fry day for me.
Loaded fries topped my list on French fry day.
That distinct taste of pepperoni and garlic on my fries on French fry day.
How I love celebrating French fry day with you.
Kisses and fries make French fry day complete.
Walking hand in hand with fries on French fry day!
This stood out on French fry day! Broccoli on fries!
Creating goodness on French fry day.
What a whacky way to celebrate French fry day!
Meeting friends over fries on French fry day.
Wine and fries on French fry day.
So windy this French fry day!
Fries smile at me always! Happy French fry day!
The eight day of the week. French dry day!
Missing you while enjoying my fries on French fry day.
Happiness in a bowl during French fry day.
Passionately in love with fries! Happy French fry day!
Fries make my eyes twinkle all the time. Especially now that it’s French Fry day!
For the love of fries, I will have two big bowls. Happy French fry day!

A serving of yummy french fries with ham and cheese

French Fry Quotes

“I was ecstatic they re-named ‘French Fries’ as ‘Freedom Fries’. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.” – Johnny Depp
“Certain foods no longer agree with me. If I eat French fries, I might feel sick to my stomach.” – Carnie Wilson

“The old adage about giving a man a fish versus teaching him how to fish has been updated by a reader: Give a man a fish and he will ask for tartar sauce and French fries! Moreover, some politician who wants his vote will declare all these things to be among his ‘basic rights’.” – Thomas Sowell

“French fries kill more people than guns and sharks, yet nobody’s afraid of French fries.” – Robert Kiyosaki
“I dropped out of school to play poker, and at 21, I moved from Toronto to try my luck as a pro in Vegas. I ate the typical meat-heavy diet of most poker players in the ‘90s: burgers and steak, along with French fries, mash, and a bucket-load of wine, beer, and vodka. There was nothing fresh in my diet, and I felt terrible.” – Daniel Negreanu
“Scandal is like McDonald’s. It’s cheap and it’s easily accessible to the masses, and when you’re going to McDonald’s, you know that you can get a salad, but do you want a salad? You want a Big Mac and French fries with an apple pie and a sundae.” – Perez Hilton
“I’m not the healthiest eater, but I try to watch what I eat during the week. I kind of splurge during the weekends and eat french fries and pizza.” – Jessica Szohr

French Fry Lover Quotes

“I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.” – Dennis Leary
“I like junk food, French fries, hamburgers – I love it.” – Rain
“French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.” – Cameron Diaz
“Even if I’m eating healthy, I indulge myself with French fries. That’s my favorite thing. You only live once!” – Kate Mara
“Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.” – Betty White

“French fries: I have been obsessed with them since I was born. I like big, big steak fries, curly fries, seasoned fries – any kind.” – Corbin Bleu

“In New York I pretty much live in diners – I order French Fries, Diet Coke floats and lots of coffee.” – Lana del Ray
“I like French fries; I like mashed. I love potatoes.” – Mary J. Blige
“I like to talk about my obsession with french fries because I don’t want people to think that ‘Let’s Move’ is about complete, utter deprivation. It’s about moderation and real-life changes and ideas that really work for families.” – Michelle Obama

“If I could eat French fries every day of my life, I would.” – Adrienne C. Moore
“I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches – white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping.” – Helen Fieldling
“I really like hamburgers and french fries, and I don’t consider myself some kind of a gourmand.” – Eric Schlosser
“Before a shoot, I’ll watch what I eat. During the shoot, I watch what I eat. Afterwards, the first thing I do is go have a steak and French fries.” – Camila Alves

“I love chicken fingers, I love French fries. I love desserts. I’m not just into dessert or savoury food. I love it all. I’m a pig. I love food. So it takes a lot of discipline to stay healthy.” – Holly Madison

“Hey, I used to eat at McDonald’s. I liked the taste of the food, especially the French fries.” – Eric Schlosser
“Sunday’s my day off, where I eat whatever I want. I don’t let myself have something. I do love French fries and bread.” – Ashley Tisdale
“I always eat mac and cheese. That’s what I’m known for, just very simple food: sandwiches, French fries, very unhealthy, but yeah that’s what I eat.” – Bethany Mota
“I’m a sucker for French fries – I love that they’re salty!” – Megan Hilty

Funny French Fry Quotes

“When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried, that is a couch French fries.” – Demetri Martin
“I have ten bucks in my pocket – what to spend it on? French fries – ten dollars’ worth of french fries, ultimate fantasy.” – Laurie Halse Anderson
“How’s this for a headline? ‘French fries’.”- James French
“Show me a person who doesn’t like french fries and we’ll swap lies.” – Joan Lunden
“The problem is that we let special-occasion food become everyday food. That goes for soda and french fries.” – Michael Pollan
“There was [really] little difference between someone acting like throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.” – Russell Brand
“We have these weapons of mass destruction in every street corner, and they’re called donuts, cheeseburgers, French fries, potato chips, junk food. Our kids are living on a junk food diet.” – Joel Fuhrman
“One night I was driving and was so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign. The cop who pulled me over had no mercy.” – Arielle Kebbel
“I always had a thin frame, but when you hit 40 and eat french fries three days in a row, it’s like ‘What happened?’” – Tracee Ellis Ross
“I’m sort of agnostic. I grew up Catholic and switched to Episcopalian in College because I sang in churches to have money to buy pizza and french fries.” – Robert Lopez

The simple side dish everyone loves.

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Truffle Fry Captions

Love my baked truffle fries!
See those Parmesan cheese and parsley on my truffle fries? So yummy!
The big potatoes I bought are now these: truffle fries!
Just a drizzle of truffle oil in the fries…perfect!
See how tasty truffle fries can be!
Picture-perfect truffle fries!
My new favorite snack, truffle fries.
Seasoned just right…
Come and grab a piece of my truffle fries.
Where have all the truffle fries gone?
Air-fried truffle fries is just as good.
Grated cheese looks so tempting.
Truffle oil and salt and cheese and fries.. perfect team!
Looks insanely tasty, truffle fries!
So pleasing to the senses, my freshly cooked truffle fries.
Want some? Just bring truffle oil. Ran out of it.
Need beer to go with my truffle fries!
So easy to make truffle fries. I can teach you how!
How I love the outside crunchiness of truffle fries!
Savory truffle fries, all mine to eat!
That intense flavor of truffle… makes fries really different!
I have truffle fries. Who’ll bring seafood or steak?
The best for my palate. Truffle fries.
Seasoned perfectly. My dinner. Truffle fries.
Didn’t imagine truffle fries will taste this good.
First time doing truffle fries.
Does it look tasty? Truffle fries first try.
A distinct taste from truffle oil. Yummy, too!
How I love the garlicky flavor of truffle oil in the fries.

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