“Tell me why? I don’t like Mondays…” The famous song from the Boomtown Rats still remains relevant today as employees return to work after an always too-short weekend. Known as the most sleep-deprived day of the week this is by far the most dreaded day of the week for working Americans. But does it need to be this way?
Got a case of the Mondays? While you might look forward to it there are plenty of ways to make this day better with some uplifting captions and quotes. Take a look at any of these ideas to make any “Manic Monday” a little better.
- Monday Captions
- Funny Monday Captions
- Happy Monday Captions
- Captions for Monday Morning
- Positive Monday Instagram Captions
- Lazy Monday Captions for Instagram
- New Week Captions for Instagram
- Monday Hashtags
- Monday Quotes
- Funny Monday Quotes
Monday Captions

I love Monday.
- “I don’t wish, I just work.” – Monday.
- “Work hard!” – Monday.
- Always remember that there will always be a Monday.
- ATTENTION!!! Friday will be here soon with the regular entourage Saturday& Sunday & featuring special guest Holiday Monday. Round of Applause for LONG WEEKEND.
- Monday? More like moron day.
- Coffee + Music = Lazy Monday.
- Dust settles… I don’t.
- Eww! Does anyone else smell that? It’s.. *sniff*.. eww, it’s Monday!!
- Failure is where Monday is made!
- Forget Monday, Chase Dreams.
- Have a great Monday!
- I swear it was Friday like two seconds ago.
- I want to live life a life free of Mondays and filled with happiness.
- If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
- If we could only turn back time – to Sunday.
- It’s Monday but keep smiling.
- Just living my best Monday!
- Just when I was feeling good, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitchslaps me.
- Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the Mondays that take our breath away.
- Life will move on, but these Mondays last forever.
- Little Mondays, big memories.
- Look on the bright side; Monday is when RAW comes on! It’s not all bad!!
- Monday does not become a reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work.
- Monday is Part of the Success.
- Monday is so much harder to deal with after a long weekend!
- Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.
- Monday, why are you here again? Don’t you have a hobby?
- Monday. Trust the process.
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- Monday..are you here again?
- Monday’s just another reason to be angry.
- Mondays are the days we try to forget.
- Never give in. Never give up. It’s just a Monday!
- Never love anyone who treats you like it’s Monday.
- Never wait for a better time to create your own best Monday.
- Nothing you wear is more important than Monday.
- OK, Monday, you go quietly about your business and I’ll go quietly about mine, let’s agree to disagree and it will be over soon.
- Only you can stop Monday.
- Saying have a happy Monday is like saying have a happy period. It’s just not gonna happen.
- Shortest horror story: Monday.
- Still reliving Monday in my biggest nightmares.
- Think not about your Monday frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential.
- This morning’s coffee brought to you by HERE WE GO AGAIN!
- Those who try squash your Monday don’t deserve your time.
- Tuesday isn’t too bad, it’s a sign I survived Monday.
- Wake up, drink coffee, and punch today in the face.
- Warning! Monday is here, I repeat, Monday is here! This is not a drill!
- We didn’t realize we were making Mondays.
- Wishing it was Sunday again.
- Fight for the Monday you really want. (Overlay a picture of the beach.)
- Yeah I’m ready for the weekend (sent at 9:05 am, Monday morning).
- You know its Monday when your left eye won’t open and the right eye is twitching.
Funny Monday Captions

It can be hard to wake up on Monday morning.
- Aaaand it’s Monday.
- Ahh … the dreaded Monday again …..
- As if Mondays weren’t bad enough…
- Can’t wait for this week to be over #Mondaymood.
- Dear Monday, when you arrive, please note that the weekend is still here and we are too.
- Don’t complain about Mondays, pretend Monday doesn’t exist.
- First come Monday and the rest is a blur.
- For those of you who love Monday’s.
- Gets me every single time. *Monday…ugh*
- Gotta love Mondays!
- Happy Monday! Remember: you don’t have to pretend it’s YOUR favorite day of the week.
- Have a wonderful, stress-free and down-to-earth Monday ahead!
- How is Monday morning going?
- I hope that by next week everything will be back to normal!
- I keep forgetting what day of the week it is.
- I love the smell of Mondays in the morning.
- I’ll trade you my blues for your greys.
- Isn’t it strange how we all seem to have the same perspective and feelings on Mondays?
- It is Monday, so I better start the week with a smile!
- It’s Monday, have a laugh at work.
- It’s Monday, so let’s be friends.
- It’s Monday. I don’t know about you but I’m going to live in my pajamas all day.
- Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
- Let’s all stand in the corner and hate everything!
- May the Monday mood be with you.
- Monday is a day we all love to hate.
- Monday is just another day I had to get through.
- Monday is not a word. It’s an emotion.
- Monday mood.
- Monday, feeling more like Friday.
- Monday, you’re a mean one.
- Monday’s are always hardest on the weekends.
- Monday’s are very confusing, one second, it feels like Saturday and the next it’s time to go back at work.
- Mondays are Hard, Mondays are Hard.
- Mondays only give us two options: move forward or turn around.
- Moody Mondays #countingtheminutes.
- Not even the sun can cheer you up on Monday
- Ooh! Monday … I don’t want to go to work, today.
- Poor Monday.
- Put on your dancing shoes and let the good times roll — even though it’s Monday.
- Sad Face? Bad Hair Day? Nope! Monday!
- Smells like…Monday.
- The idea of having a Monday sucks.
- The more you complain about Monday’s the earlier it comes.
- There is no better day to be a couch potato than Monday.
- This is what Monday really means.
- Ugh… I don’t want to go to work, Monday.
- Wake up, drink coffee, and punch Monday in the face.
- Well here’s another fine mess you got me into.
- What happens on Mondays stays on Monday.
- When you’re tired of Monday, but that little inner voice is telling you to have some fun.
Happy Monday Captions

Happy Monday!
- #Monday isn’t so bad when you’re around.
- Ahh, there’s no place like the office on a Monday.
- Another day, another chance to make things right.
- Brighten up your day.
- But first coffee, please.
- Ding dong, it’s Monday!
- Dust settles… Monday doesn’t!
- Enjoy your brief respite, Monday. I’m here for you.
- Finally, it’s Monday. We’ve all been looking forward to this week.
- Forget Love, Chase Monday.
- Going back to work is NOT a bad thing. It’s how you make the rest of your week worthwhile.
- Good morning Monday. I know, we don’t get along, but if you can just chill for a sec…? We can totally be cool. Let’s start now!
- Good morning Monday. Let’s do it.
- Good morning!…Monday again, it’s going to be a glorious day
- Grab a coffee and get stoked for Monday!
- Grow, grow, go with the flow.
- Happy Monday or as I like to call it: prepreprepre Friday!
- Happy Monday or as I like to call it: pre-pre-pre-pre Friday!
- Happy Monday y’all. let’s get this week started right.
- Happy Monday! Your friendly reminder to stay on top of your weekly chores…
- Hello Monday.
- Hello Monday. You look good, let’s get this week started…
- Hello, Monday. Hug me.
- Hello, Monday. The weekend wasn’t as long as we would have liked it to be – but that’s okay. We’ll make the best of it!
- Here comes Monday. Let’s do this again.
- Hey there, Monday. Let’s get to it.
- Hey, Monday. It’s never personal… we’re just always busy dreaming up new ways to make your week a little bit better.
- I think having a little ridiculousness in the day keeps it interesting.
- I’m super excited that Monday is here! Anybody else?
- Is it a choice? Mondays, we don’t judge
- It turns out, I don’t mind waking up early for a good breakfast.
- It’s Monday.
- Monday bummer? We don’t think so.
- Monday isn’t so bad.
- Monday like, looking forward to seeing you… my coffee cup.
- Mondays are made for margaritas and long beach walks.
- Mondays don’t have to feel so bad. Start fresh with a coffee.
- Mondays: for getting back into the groove, feeling productive and pointed.
- Never wait for a better time to create your own best time.
- Okay, so it’s Monday.
- Ready, set, go. We can do this!
- Sending you all a big Happy Monday!
- Smile away the day.
- So on this Monday morning, Get a killer outfit and go change your world.
- Tell me I’m TOTALLY worth it.
- The good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they’re the only people I don’t have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
- Three cheers for Monday! … says nobody ever.
- We can’t predict the future, but we will always be there with you. Have a great start of the week.
- We’re usually pretty happy to see Monday.
- Weekend is OVER. Time to get to work.
- Welcome to Monday, where the coffee’s still hot and all your outfits are clean.
- You don’t have to wait until Friday nights to have a good time.
Captions for Monday Morning

Don’t want to get out of bed?
- Ah, Monday. We meet again.
- Always start your Monday morning with a smile!
- And suddenly it’s Monday again.
- BRB Monday, TikToking through the week.
- Can’t we skip Monday morning?
- Coffee + Music = Lazy Monday morning
- Dear Monday morning, I want to break up. I’m seeing Wednesday but dreaming about Friday. It’s not me, it’s you.
- Did you say it’s Monday morning again??? I’m confused!
- Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday.
- Double tap if you made it out of bed today.
- Good morning, let’s start Monday morning out with a smile.
- Grinding through Monday like.
- Guess how many times I reset my alarm today.
- Happy Monday morning everyone, NOT!
- Hey Monday morning! Go step on a Lego…
- How do weekends end so quickly?
- How has your Monday morning been?
- If Monday morning had a face, I would punch it.
- It may be Monday morning but I’m feeling lazy Sunday vibes.
- It’s Monday morning.
- Just when you think you’ve got Monday morning under control.
- Let’s start Monday morning on Friday afternoon.
- Make your Monday morning as strong as your coffee.
- May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
- Monday morning is a synonym for too much work.
- Monday morning should be optional.
- Monday morning takes a little coffee and a lot of mascara.
- Monday morning: perfect time to stay in bed.
- Monday mornings are tough.
- Monday should be optional.
- More Money for Monday mornings.
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- Need a laugh on a Monday morning.
- New Monday morning, new week, new goals.
- Not ready to Monday morning.
- Only Mondays like Monday morning
- The weekend went too FAST!
- This is my Monday face.
- This is the Monday-est Monday morning that ever Mondayed.
- To sleep or not to sleep today?
- Ugh seriously, why are Monday mornings so awful?
- Ugh seriously, why are Monday mornings so awful?!
- Wake me up when it’s Friday.
- Who said Mondays have to suck?
- Why can’t a Monday be as good as a Friday?
- Monday, I don’t know you.
- Five more days until the weekend.
- Mondays are hard. But I am harder!
- When life gives you lemons it must be Monday.
- Monday should be a holiday!
- It’s Monday, get me out of here.
- Monday, you can’t scare me.
- Yawn, it’s Monday!
- Mondays are hard. Better luck tomorrow.
Positive Monday Instagram Captions

Monday Motivation.
- A Monday morning is no fun, but we can find a cure for that with coffee.
- Always remember that there will be a Monday for you to explore.
- Begin your day with a smile.
- Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
- Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday.
- Don’t let Monday get you down – you’re a Star.
- Don’t make Monday a bad day? It’s my day.
- Every Monday morning is new hope.
- Getting out of bed is half the battle.
- Good morning let’s start Monday morning out with a smile.
- Good Morning Monday. let’s make the best of it.
- Good morning, all you need is love and