“Tell me why? I don’t like Mondays…” The famous song from the Boomtown Rats still remains relevant today as employees return to work after an always too-short weekend. Known as the most sleep-deprived day of the week this is by far the most dreaded day of the week for working Americans. But does it need to be this way?
Got a case of the Mondays? While you might look forward to it there are plenty of ways to make this day better with some uplifting captions and quotes. Take a look at any of these ideas to make any “Manic Monday” a little better.
- Monday Captions
- Funny Monday Captions
- Happy Monday Captions
- Captions for Monday Morning
- Positive Monday Instagram Captions
- Lazy Monday Captions for Instagram
- New Week Captions for Instagram
- Monday Hashtags
- Monday Quotes
- Funny Monday Quotes
Monday Captions

I love Monday.
- “I don’t wish, I just work.” – Monday.
- “Work hard!” – Monday.
- Always remember that there will always be a Monday.
- ATTENTION!!! Friday will be here soon with the regular entourage Saturday& Sunday & featuring special guest Holiday Monday. Round of Applause for LONG WEEKEND.
- Monday? More like moron day.
- Coffee + Music = Lazy Monday.
- Dust settles… I don’t.
- Eww! Does anyone else smell that? It’s.. *sniff*.. eww, it’s Monday!!
- Failure is where Monday is made!
- Forget Monday, Chase Dreams.
- Have a great Monday!
- I swear it was Friday like two seconds ago.
- I want to live life a life free of Mondays and filled with happiness.
- If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
- If we could only turn back time – to Sunday.
- It’s Monday but keep smiling.
- Just living my best Monday!
- Just when I was feeling good, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitchslaps me.
- Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the Mondays that take our breath away.
- Life will move on, but these Mondays last forever.
- Little Mondays, big memories.
- Look on the bright side; Monday is when RAW comes on! It’s not all bad!!
- Monday does not become a reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work.
- Monday is Part of the Success.
- Monday is so much harder to deal with after a long weekend!
- Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.
- Monday, why are you here again? Don’t you have a hobby?
- Monday. Trust the process.
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- Monday..are you here again?
- Monday’s just another reason to be angry.
- Mondays are the days we try to forget.
- Never give in. Never give up. It’s just a Monday!
- Never love anyone who treats you like it’s Monday.
- Never wait for a better time to create your own best Monday.
- Nothing you wear is more important than Monday.
- OK, Monday, you go quietly about your business and I’ll go quietly about mine, let’s agree to disagree and it will be over soon.
- Only you can stop Monday.
- Saying have a happy Monday is like saying have a happy period. It’s just not gonna happen.
- Shortest horror story: Monday.
- Still reliving Monday in my biggest nightmares.
- Think not about your Monday frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential.
- This morning’s coffee brought to you by HERE WE GO AGAIN!
- Those who try squash your Monday don’t deserve your time.
- Tuesday isn’t too bad, it’s a sign I survived Monday.
- Wake up, drink coffee, and punch today in the face.
- Warning! Monday is here, I repeat, Monday is here! This is not a drill!
- We didn’t realize we were making Mondays.
- Wishing it was Sunday again.
- Fight for the Monday you really want. (Overlay a picture of the beach.)
- Yeah I’m ready for the weekend (sent at 9:05 am, Monday morning).
- You know its Monday when your left eye won’t open and the right eye is twitching.
Funny Monday Captions

It can be hard to wake up on Monday morning.
- Aaaand it’s Monday.
- Ahh … the dreaded Monday again …..
- As if Mondays weren’t bad enough…
- Can’t wait for this week to be over #Mondaymood.
- Dear Monday, when you arrive, please note that the weekend is still here and we are too.
- Don’t complain about Mondays, pretend Monday doesn’t exist.
- First come Monday and the rest is a blur.
- For those of you who love Monday’s.
- Gets me every single time. *Monday…ugh*
- Gotta love Mondays!
- Happy Monday! Remember: you don’t have to pretend it’s YOUR favorite day of the week.
- Have a wonderful, stress-free and down-to-earth Monday ahead!
- How is Monday morning going?
- I hope that by next week everything will be back to normal!
- I keep forgetting what day of the week it is.
- I love the smell of Mondays in the morning.
- I’ll trade you my blues for your greys.
- Isn’t it strange how we all seem to have the same perspective and feelings on Mondays?
- It is Monday, so I better start the week with a smile!
- It’s Monday, have a laugh at work.
- It’s Monday, so let’s be friends.
- It’s Monday. I don’t know about you but I’m going to live in my pajamas all day.
- Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
- Let’s all stand in the corner and hate everything!
- May the Monday mood be with you.
- Monday is a day we all love to hate.
- Monday is just another day I had to get through.
- Monday is not a word. It’s an emotion.
- Monday mood.
- Monday, feeling more like Friday.
- Monday, you’re a mean one.
- Monday’s are always hardest on the weekends.
- Monday’s are very confusing, one second, it feels like Saturday and the next it’s time to go back at work.
- Mondays are Hard, Mondays are Hard.
- Mondays only give us two options: move forward or turn around.
- Moody Mondays #countingtheminutes.
- Not even the sun can cheer you up on Monday
- Ooh! Monday … I don’t want to go to work, today.
- Poor Monday.
- Put on your dancing shoes and let the good times roll — even though it’s Monday.
- Sad Face? Bad Hair Day? Nope! Monday!
- Smells like…Monday.
- The idea of having a Monday sucks.
- The more you complain about Monday’s the earlier it comes.
- There is no better day to be a couch potato than Monday.
- This is what Monday really means.
- Ugh… I don’t want to go to work, Monday.
- Wake up, drink coffee, and punch Monday in the face.
- Well here’s another fine mess you got me into.
- What happens on Mondays stays on Monday.
- When you’re tired of Monday, but that little inner voice is telling you to have some fun.
Happy Monday Captions

Happy Monday!
- #Monday isn’t so bad when you’re around.
- Ahh, there’s no place like the office on a Monday.
- Another day, another chance to make things right.
- Brighten up your day.
- But first coffee, please.
- Ding dong, it’s Monday!
- Dust settles… Monday doesn’t!
- Enjoy your brief respite, Monday. I’m here for you.
- Finally, it’s Monday. We’ve all been looking forward to this week.
- Forget Love, Chase Monday.
- Going back to work is NOT a bad thing. It’s how you make the rest of your week worthwhile.
- Good morning Monday. I know, we don’t get along, but if you can just chill for a sec…? We can totally be cool. Let’s start now!
- Good morning Monday. Let’s do it.
- Good morning!…Monday again, it’s going to be a glorious day
- Grab a coffee and get stoked for Monday!
- Grow, grow, go with the flow.
- Happy Monday or as I like to call it: prepreprepre Friday!
- Happy Monday or as I like to call it: pre-pre-pre-pre Friday!
- Happy Monday y’all. let’s get this week started right.
- Happy Monday! Your friendly reminder to stay on top of your weekly chores…
- Hello Monday.
- Hello Monday. You look good, let’s get this week started…
- Hello, Monday. Hug me.
- Hello, Monday. The weekend wasn’t as long as we would have liked it to be – but that’s okay. We’ll make the best of it!
- Here comes Monday. Let’s do this again.
- Hey there, Monday. Let’s get to it.
- Hey, Monday. It’s never personal… we’re just always busy dreaming up new ways to make your week a little bit better.
- I think having a little ridiculousness in the day keeps it interesting.
- I’m super excited that Monday is here! Anybody else?
- Is it a choice? Mondays, we don’t judge
- It turns out, I don’t mind waking up early for a good breakfast.
- It’s Monday.
- Monday bummer? We don’t think so.
- Monday isn’t so bad.
- Monday like, looking forward to seeing you… my coffee cup.
- Mondays are made for margaritas and long beach walks.
- Mondays don’t have to feel so bad. Start fresh with a coffee.
- Mondays: for getting back into the groove, feeling productive and pointed.
- Never wait for a better time to create your own best time.
- Okay, so it’s Monday.
- Ready, set, go. We can do this!
- Sending you all a big Happy Monday!
- Smile away the day.
- So on this Monday morning, Get a killer outfit and go change your world.
- Tell me I’m TOTALLY worth it.
- The good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they’re the only people I don’t have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
- Three cheers for Monday! … says nobody ever.
- We can’t predict the future, but we will always be there with you. Have a great start of the week.
- We’re usually pretty happy to see Monday.
- Weekend is OVER. Time to get to work.
- Welcome to Monday, where the coffee’s still hot and all your outfits are clean.
- You don’t have to wait until Friday nights to have a good time.
Captions for Monday Morning

Don’t want to get out of bed?
- Ah, Monday. We meet again.
- Always start your Monday morning with a smile!
- And suddenly it’s Monday again.
- BRB Monday, TikToking through the week.
- Can’t we skip Monday morning?
- Coffee + Music = Lazy Monday morning
- Dear Monday morning, I want to break up. I’m seeing Wednesday but dreaming about Friday. It’s not me, it’s you.
- Did you say it’s Monday morning again??? I’m confused!
- Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday.
- Double tap if you made it out of bed today.
- Good morning, let’s start Monday morning out with a smile.
- Grinding through Monday like.
- Guess how many times I reset my alarm today.
- Happy Monday morning everyone, NOT!
- Hey Monday morning! Go step on a Lego…
- How do weekends end so quickly?
- How has your Monday morning been?
- If Monday morning had a face, I would punch it.
- It may be Monday morning but I’m feeling lazy Sunday vibes.
- It’s Monday morning.
- Just when you think you’ve got Monday morning under control.
- Let’s start Monday morning on Friday afternoon.
- Make your Monday morning as strong as your coffee.
- May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
- Monday morning is a synonym for too much work.
- Monday morning should be optional.
- Monday morning takes a little coffee and a lot of mascara.
- Monday morning: perfect time to stay in bed.
- Monday mornings are tough.
- Monday should be optional.
- More Money for Monday mornings.
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- Need a laugh on a Monday morning.
- New Monday morning, new week, new goals.
- Not ready to Monday morning.
- Only Mondays like Monday morning
- The weekend went too FAST!
- This is my Monday face.
- This is the Monday-est Monday morning that ever Mondayed.
- To sleep or not to sleep today?
- Ugh seriously, why are Monday mornings so awful?
- Ugh seriously, why are Monday mornings so awful?!
- Wake me up when it’s Friday.
- Who said Mondays have to suck?
- Why can’t a Monday be as good as a Friday?
- Monday, I don’t know you.
- Five more days until the weekend.
- Mondays are hard. But I am harder!
- When life gives you lemons it must be Monday.
- Monday should be a holiday!
- It’s Monday, get me out of here.
- Monday, you can’t scare me.
- Yawn, it’s Monday!
- Mondays are hard. Better luck tomorrow.
Positive Monday Instagram Captions

Monday Motivation.
- A Monday morning is no fun, but we can find a cure for that with coffee.
- Always remember that there will be a Monday for you to explore.
- Begin your day with a smile.
- Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
- Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday.
- Don’t let Monday get you down – you’re a Star.
- Don’t make Monday a bad day? It’s my day.
- Every Monday morning is new hope.
- Getting out of bed is half the battle.
- Good morning let’s start Monday morning out with a smile.
- Good Morning Monday. let’s make the best of it.
- Good morning, all you need is love and a little coffee. Happy Monday!
- Have a nice Monday, y’all.
- Having trouble getting out of bed on a Monday? Try bundling up, cracking your window and listening to the birds!
- Hey there, Monday. We’re not gonna let you sneak up on us this time.
- Hey, it’s Monday again.
- How has your Monday been? It’s been ok here but, crazy as always.
- I love this day. I wake up excited to tackle rest of the week.
- If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
- If you meet people who make you happy during Mondays, then it won’t be as hard.
- It’s Monday but keep smiling :).
- It’s Monday, be gentle on me, okay?
- It’s Monday, I’m happy, I’m blessed. God is going to do amazing things this week.
- It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing, it’s not permanent.
- Let the week’s endless to-do list be your happy place. We got you.
- Let’s just say we wish you a happy Monday.
- Make your Monday so busy that you need not to work whole week.
- May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.
- Monday and hot Coffee are the best combo items.
- Monday blues you will not get to me today!
- Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.
- Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.
- Monday is a state of mind!
- Monday is a synonym for too much work.
- Monday morning, new dawn, new goals!
- Monday Motivation!
- Monday: perfect time to reboot and start fresh.
- Monday? It’s not bad. Begin this day with a grateful heart and do what you love.
- Nothing you wear is more important than your smile.
- Oh, come on. It’s a day, not doomsday, make it a good one.
- Okay, so it’s Monday….and that calls for coffee, more coffee and even more coffee.
- Start the week like it’s the weekend.
- Starting the week armed with love.
- Success is to wake up each Monday and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life.
- The start of the week is always a struggle but you’ll feel 1000 times better after an almond milk latte.
- The struggle is real, but so are the rewards.
- There’s a lot you can accomplish over the weekend. How about working some of those energy out this Monday!
- Waiting for the week to start.
- We didn’t realize we were making memories. We just knew we were having fun.
- Well, it’s another Monday.
- What about Monday? That could be one day we look at things the same way and wear funny shoes.
- When You are Fine enough on Monday, Make best out of it!
- Wishing you a happy and fun week ahead!
- Work. Rest. Repeat.
- You’ve got to get up every Monday with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction.
Lazy Monday Captions for Instagram
- A little lazy Monday never hurt anyone!
- Ah, the best day of minimal effort but maximum fun. I Love lazy Mondays!
- Always a good day for a slow start to the week.
- Always fun to have lazy Monday with friends.
- Another weekend done, it’s looking like another lazy Monday.
- Be good to yourself, have a lazy Monday.
- Be like the cat, do something you love today.
- Can’t wait for a cozy week at home!
- Coz it’s a lazy Monday when you can just do whatever you want.
- Feeling a little under the weather? Take it easy on lazy Monday.
- Feeling lazy Monday at the start of the week.
- Good old fashioned lazy Mondays.
- Have a lazy Monday.
- Hello lazy Monday—I don’t know you, but I think we are going to be friends.
- Hey lazy Monday, did you get the memo that it’s still weekend somewhere?
- I need this lazy Monday.
- I’m feeling pretty good about this new lazy Monday.
- I’m feeling super unproductive this lazy Monday.
- If Monday’s were made for anything, it’s for sleeping in.
- It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
- It’s a lazy Monday… let’s stay in bed, shall we?
- It’s another lazy Monday. What are you up to?
- It’s lazy Monday! Close your eyes, open a bag of Cheetos.
- It’s Monday and I’ve got nothing planned but the rest of this coffee.
- It’s Monday, and we can’t feel too bad about it.
- Just another lazy Monday.
- Lazy Monday, just staying in to take care of some things.
- Lazy Monday. Wake me up when it’s Thursday
- Lazy Monday? So what do you say?
- Lazy Mondays are made for chill.
- Mood on a lazy Monday!
- Moody, overcast, and kinda fancy-free lazy Monday.
- Nothing better than a lazy Monday morning.
- Oh hey Monday. I see you didn’t really try to make things interesting at all today.
- On days like today, when the alarm drags you out on a lazy Monday.
- Read somewhere that Monday is the most productive day of the work/school week. Today I will be doing my part to reduce this ugly statistic.
- Slow is the new fast… it’s too early for this, right?
- So sluggish today, am I right? It’s a lazy Monday. I’m holding on to weekend vibes all day.
- Stir up a perfect lazy Monday by using a sick day.
- The only thing that sounds better than chilling at home is chilling at work.
- There’s something about a lazy Monday that makes it feel like a mini-vacation.
- Tired. Still hungover. And it’s lazy Monday.
- Wake up late and have an epic lazy Monday.
- We know you feel it too: a quiet happiness at the prospect of staying in your PJs all day long.
- We love a lazy Monday as much as an energetic and productive one.
- We’ve all had those Mondays where you wake up without an alarm and roll straight into the day.
- What day is it? Anyone know? Lazy Monday.
- What every day should feel like lazy Monday.
- What’s not to love about a lazy Monday?
- What’s your favorite way to be lazy this Monday?
- Wishing every day could be a lazy Monday.
- Working, not working cos its just Monday.
- Yup, it’s that time again. Lazy Monday!
New Week Captions for Instagram

New Monday. New Week. New Goal.
- For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.
- Happy Monday gang! Cheers to a good week, hey?
- If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it’ll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.
- It’s gonna be a great week.
- Starting the week armed with love.
- Even the best weeks start with Monday.
- Monday sets the tone for the week. Make it what you will.
- New Monday, new week, new goals.
- No worse way to start the week than with a little Monday morning
- The week starts now
- I’m so not looking foward to this week…ugh!
- Another weekday hustle has begun!
- I hope you had a great weekend!
- I’m excited for another week of learning and growth.
- Back at it.
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- Have a great start to your week
- The start of a new week. What are you up to?
- The best way to start a week is with great people
- Turning over a new leaf and starting fresh
- Looking forward to the rest of this week
- How is your week starting?
- Stay kind. Here’s to an awesome week ahead!
- We can’t wait for you to get into this week
- Happy Monday. Happy week. Have an amazing and productive day!
- Our week started off with a bang and we couldn’t be more excited for what’s to come
- New week, new mindset.
- You are capable of doing more than you think
- Ready to start off the week with a smile!
- To anyone starting their week this morning: You got this. You can do it.
- To all of your accomplishments, and to the ones you’ll achieve this week
- Time to face the week. Make it a good one.
- Here’s to a better week
- Stay positive and keep your head high as you enter the work week
- Starting the week off right
- Start your week with a smile
- Let’s get this week started, shall we?
- Looking forward to a killer week!
- Oooooo-la-la! Top of the week to you!
- Journey to your best week ever!
- You know what they say… Start
- Hope your week is off to a wonderful start
- Good morning, start your week smiling!
- First of all, you’re already awesome. Second of all, enjoy your workweek!
- There’s something about starting off a new week together that makes you feel more connected to your squad
- The start of the week is always a good reason to be happy
- Here’s to the fun weekend, and the week that lies ahead
- The beginning of a fresh week
- Now that the weekend has come to an end, here’s to another week of awesomeness
- Starting the week off right with some laughter…Happy Monday!
- Are you ready to take on the week?
Monday Hashtags

Monday Hashtags.
- #beautifulmonday
- #coffeemonday
- #cutemonday
- #goodmondaymorning
- #goodvibesmonday
- #happymonday
- #instagrammonday
- #instamonday
- #likeforlikemonday
- #lunes
- #monday
- #mondayart
- #mondaybeauty
- #mondayblues
- #mondaydog
- #mondayfashion
- #mondayfitness
- #mondayfood
- #mondayfriends
- #mondayfun
- #mondaygirl
- #mondaygoals
- #mondayhome
- #mondayinspiration
- #mondayinstagood
- #mondaylife
- #mondaylifestyle
- #mondaylike
- #mondaylove
- #mondayme
- #mondaymontage
- #mondaymood
- #mondaymood
- #mondaymorning
- #mondaymotivation
- #mondaymusic
- #mondayootd
- #mondayphoto
- #mondayphotography
- #mondayphotooftheday
- #mondaypicoftheday
- #mondayquotes
- #mondayselfie
- #mondaystyle
- #mondaytivation
- #mondaytravel
- #mondayvibes
- #mondaywork
- #mondayworkout
- #motivationmonday
- #newweekmonday
- #positivevibes
- #summermonday
Monday Quotes
- “I desperately need a day between Sunday and Monday.” – Rob Roy
- “Monday is for people with a mission. Those who favor vacations, not weekends.” – Cristina Imre
- “Believe on Monday the way you believe on Sunday.” – Rita Schiano
- “Eighty percent of success is showing up.” – Woody Allen
- “Either you run the day, or the day runs you.” – Jim Rohn
- “Hey I know it’s Monday but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.” – Michael Ely
- “I don’t like to gamble, but if there’s one thing I’m willing to bet on, it’s myself.” – Beyoncé
- “If you’re serious about change, you’ll find a way. If you’re not, you’ll find an excuse.” – Jen Sincero
- “It’s not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts.” – Brian White
- “Let no feeling of Monday prey upon you, and in the end, you are sure to succeed.” – Abraham Lincoln
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- “Life is a fairytale starring you. You have the power to write your own story and be the hero of it, too.” – Joelle Speranza
- “Live today. Not yesterday. Not tomorrow. Just today. Inhabit your moments. Don’t rent them out to tomorrow.” – Jerry Spinelli
- “Monday Morning Blues? Why not change the color of your Monday to yellow and brighten up the coming week?” – Kanika Saxena
- “Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.” – Jarod Kintz
- “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” – Tom Wilson
- “Someday is not a day of the week.” – Denise Brennan-Nelson
- “The future depends on what you do today.” – Mahatma Gandhi
“The sun himself is weak when he first rises; and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on.” – Charles Dickens
- “There are no miracles on Mondays.” – Amy Neftzeger
- “This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev
- “This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen.” – Gabriel García Márquez
- “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” – Maya Angelou
Funny Monday Quotes

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
- “I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday.” – Unknown
- “It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause that’s my fun day. My I don’t have to run day.” – Prince Rogers Nelson
- “Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be.” – John Phillips
“New moon on Monday, And a fire dance through the night, I stayed the cold day with a lonely satellite” – Duran Duran
- “Sunday morning my head is bad. But it’s worth all the times I had. But I’ve got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!” – Dave Bartholomew
- “Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.” – Harriet the Spy
- “I hate Mondays.” – Garfield
- “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.” – Office Space
- “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward
- “Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” – Rebecca Gober
- “It’s not the Mondays in your life, but the life in your Mondays that counts.” – Unknown
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” – Arthur Darvill
- “Monday morning you sure look fine.” – Lindsey Buckingham
- “On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” – H. Allen Smith
- “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao
- “The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the sun on Monday.” – Art Rooney
- “The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand
- “What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.” – Kevin Dalton
- “You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.” – Andrea L’Artiste