“Tell me why? I don’t like Mondays…” The famous song from the Boomtown Rats still remains relevant today as employees return to work after an always too-short weekend. Known as the most sleep-deprived day of the week this is by far the most dreaded day of the week for working Americans. But does it need to be this way? 

Got a case of the Mondays? While you might look forward to it there are plenty of ways to make this day better with some uplifting captions and quotes. Take a look at any of these ideas to make any “Manic Monday” a little better.

Monday Captions

I love Monday.

  • “I don’t wish, I just work.” – Monday.
  • “Work hard!” – Monday.
  • Always remember that there will always be a Monday.
  • ATTENTION!!! Friday will be here soon with the regular entourage Saturday& Sunday & featuring special guest Holiday Monday. Round of Applause for LONG WEEKEND.
  • Monday? More like moron day.
  • Coffee + Music = Lazy Monday.
  • Dust settles… I don’t.
  • Eww! Does anyone else smell that? It’s.. *sniff*.. eww, it’s Monday!!
  • Failure is where Monday is made!
  • Forget Monday, Chase Dreams.
  • Have a great Monday!
  • I swear it was Friday like two seconds ago.
  • I want to live life a life free of Mondays and filled with happiness.
  • If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
  • If we could only turn back time – to Sunday.
  • It’s Monday but keep smiling.
  • Just living my best Monday!
  • Just when I was feeling good, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitchslaps me.
  • Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the Mondays that take our breath away.
  • Life will move on, but these Mondays last forever.
  • Little Mondays, big memories.
  • Look on the bright side; Monday is when RAW comes on! It’s not all bad!!
  • Monday does not become a reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work.
  • Monday is Part of the Success.
  • Monday is so much harder to deal with after a long weekend!
  • Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.
  • Monday, why are you here again? Don’t you have a hobby?
  • Monday. Trust the process.

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  • Monday..are you here again?
  • Monday’s just another reason to be angry.
  • Mondays are the days we try to forget.
  • Never give in. Never give up. It’s just a Monday!
  • Never love anyone who treats you like it’s Monday.
  • Never wait for a better time to create your own best Monday.
  • Nothing you wear is more important than Monday.
  • OK, Monday, you go quietly about your business and I’ll go quietly about mine, let’s agree to disagree and it will be over soon.
  • Only you can stop Monday.
  • Saying have a happy Monday is like saying have a happy period. It’s just not gonna happen.
  • Shortest horror story: Monday.
  • Still reliving Monday in my biggest nightmares.
  • Think not about your Monday frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential.
  • This morning’s coffee brought to you by HERE WE GO AGAIN!
  • Those who try squash your Monday don’t deserve your time.
  • Tuesday isn’t too bad, it’s a sign I survived Monday.
  • Wake up, drink coffee, and punch today in the face.
  • Warning! Monday is here, I repeat, Monday is here! This is not a drill!
  • We didn’t realize we were making Mondays.
  • Wishing it was Sunday again.
  • Fight for the Monday you really want. (Overlay a picture of the beach.)
  • Yeah I’m ready for the weekend (sent at 9:05 am, Monday morning).
  • You know its Monday when your left eye won’t open and the right eye is twitching.

Funny Monday Captions

It can be hard to wake up on Monday morning.

  • Aaaand it’s Monday.
  • Ahh … the dreaded Monday again …..
  • As if Mondays weren’t bad enough…
  • Can’t wait for this week to be over #Mondaymood.
  • Dear Monday, when you arrive, please note that the weekend is still here and we are too.
  • Don’t complain about Mondays, pretend Monday doesn’t exist.
  • First come Monday and the rest is a blur.
  • For those of you who love Monday’s.
  • Gets me every single time. *Monday…ugh*
  • Gotta love Mondays!
  • Happy Monday! Remember: you don’t have to pretend it’s YOUR favorite day of the week.
  • Have a wonderful, stress-free and down-to-earth Monday ahead!
  • How is Monday morning going?
  • I hope that by next week everything will be back to normal!
  • I keep forgetting what day of the week it is.
  • I love the smell of Mondays in the morning.
  • I’ll trade you my blues for your greys.
  • Isn’t it strange how we all seem to have the same perspective and feelings on Mondays?
  • It is Monday, so I better start the week with a smile!
  • It’s Monday, have a laugh at work.
  • It’s Monday, so let’s be friends.
  • It’s Monday. I don’t know about you but I’m going to live in my pajamas all day.
  • Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
  • Let’s all stand in the corner and hate everything!
  • May the Monday mood be with you.
  • Monday is a day we all love to hate.
  • Monday is just another day I had to get through.
  • Monday is not a word. It’s an emotion.
  • Monday mood.
  • Monday, feeling more like Friday.
  • Monday, you’re a mean one.
  • Monday’s are always hardest on the weekends.
  • Monday’s are very confusing, one second, it feels like Saturday and the next it’s time to go back at work.
  • Mondays are Hard, Mondays are Hard.
  • Mondays only give us two options: move forward or turn around.
  • Moody Mondays #countingtheminutes.
  • Not even the sun can cheer you up on Monday
  • Ooh! Monday … I don’t want to go to work, today.
  • Poor Monday.
  • Put on your dancing shoes and let the good times roll — even though it’s Monday.
  • Sad Face? Bad Hair Day? Nope! Monday!
  • Smells like…Monday.
  • The idea of having a Monday sucks.
  • The more you complain about Monday’s the earlier it comes.
  • There is no better day to be a couch potato than Monday.
  • This is what Monday really means.
  • Ugh… I don’t want to go to work, Monday.
  • Wake up, drink coffee, and punch Monday in the face.
  • Well here’s another fine mess you got me into.
  • What happens on Mondays stays on Monday.
  • When you’re tired of Monday, but that little inner voice is telling you to have some fun.

Happy Monday Captions

Happy Monday!

  • #Monday isn’t so bad when you’re around.
  • Ahh, there’s no place like the office on a Monday.
  • Another day, another chance to make things right.
  • Brighten up your day.
  • But first coffee, please.
  • Ding dong, it’s Monday!
  • Dust settles… Monday doesn’t!
  • Enjoy your brief respite, Monday. I’m here for you.
  • Finally, it’s Monday. We’ve all been looking forward to this week.
  • Forget Love, Chase Monday.
  • Going back to work is NOT a bad thing. It’s how you make the rest of your week worthwhile.
  • Good morning Monday. I know, we don’t get along, but if you can just chill for a sec…? We can totally be cool. Let’s start now!
  • Good morning Monday. Let’s do it.
  • Good morning!…Monday again, it’s going to be a glorious day
  • Grab a coffee and get stoked for Monday!
  • Grow, grow, go with the flow.
  • Happy Monday or as I like to call it: prepreprepre Friday!
  • Happy Monday or as I like to call it: pre-pre-pre-pre Friday!
  • Happy Monday y’all. let’s get this week started right.
  • Happy Monday! Your friendly reminder to stay on top of your weekly chores…
  • Hello Monday.
  • Hello Monday. You look good, let’s get this week started…
  • Hello, Monday. Hug me.
  • Hello, Monday. The weekend wasn’t as long as we would have liked it to be – but that’s okay. We’ll make the best of it!
  • Here comes Monday. Let’s do this again.
  • Hey there, Monday. Let’s get to it.
  • Hey, Monday. It’s never personal… we’re just always busy dreaming up new ways to make your week a little bit better.
  • I think having a little ridiculousness in the day keeps it interesting.
  • I’m super excited that Monday is here! Anybody else?
  • Is it a choice? Mondays, we don’t judge
  • It turns out, I don’t mind waking up early for a good breakfast.
  • It’s Monday.
  • Monday bummer? We don’t think so.
  • Monday isn’t so bad.
  • Monday like, looking forward to seeing you… my coffee cup.
  • Mondays are made for margaritas and long beach walks.
  • Mondays don’t have to feel so bad. Start fresh with a coffee.
  • Mondays: for getting back into the groove, feeling productive and pointed.
  • Never wait for a better time to create your own best time.
  • Okay, so it’s Monday.
  • Ready, set, go. We can do this!
  • Sending you all a big Happy Monday!
  • Smile away the day.
  • So on this Monday morning, Get a killer outfit and go change your world.
  • Tell me I’m TOTALLY worth it.
  • The good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they’re the only people I don’t have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
  • Three cheers for Monday! … says nobody ever.
  • We can’t predict the future, but we will always be there with you. Have a great start of the week.
  • We’re usually pretty happy to see Monday.
  • Weekend is OVER. Time to get to work.
  • Welcome to Monday, where the coffee’s still hot and all your outfits are clean.
  • You don’t have to wait until Friday nights to have a good time.

Captions for Monday Morning

Don’t want to get out of bed?

  • Ah, Monday. We meet again.
  • Always start your Monday morning with a smile!
  • And suddenly it’s Monday again.
  • BRB Monday, TikToking through the week.
  • Can’t we skip Monday morning?
  • Coffee + Music = Lazy Monday morning
  • Dear Monday morning, I want to break up. I’m seeing Wednesday but dreaming about Friday. It’s not me, it’s you.
  • Did you say it’s Monday morning again??? I’m confused!
  • Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday.
  • Double tap if you made it out of bed today.
  • Good morning, let’s start Monday morning out with a smile.
  • Grinding through Monday like.
  • Guess how many times I reset my alarm today.
  • Happy Monday morning everyone, NOT!
  • Hey Monday morning! Go step on a Lego…
  • How do weekends end so quickly?
  • How has your Monday morning been?
  • If Monday morning had a face, I would punch it.
  • It may be Monday morning but I’m feeling lazy Sunday vibes.
  • It’s Monday morning.
  • Just when you think you’ve got Monday morning under control.
  • Let’s start Monday morning on Friday afternoon.
  • Make your Monday morning as strong as your coffee.
  • May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
  • Monday morning is a synonym for too much work.
  • Monday morning should be optional.
  • Monday morning takes a little coffee and a lot of mascara.
  • Monday morning: perfect time to stay in bed.
  • Monday mornings are tough.
  • Monday should be optional.
  • More Money for Monday mornings.

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  • Need a laugh on a Monday morning.
  • New Monday morning, new week, new goals.
  • Not ready to Monday morning.
  • Only Mondays like Monday morning
  • The weekend went too FAST!
  • This is my Monday face.
  • This is the Monday-est Monday morning that ever Mondayed.
  • To sleep or not to sleep today?
  • Ugh seriously, why are Monday mornings so awful?
  • Ugh seriously, why are Monday mornings so awful?!
  • Wake me up when it’s Friday.
  • Who said Mondays have to suck?
  • Why can’t a Monday be as good as a Friday?
  • Monday, I don’t know you.
  • Five more days until the weekend.
  • Mondays are hard. But I am harder!
  • When life gives you lemons it must be Monday.
  • Monday should be a holiday!
  • It’s Monday, get me out of here.
  • Monday, you can’t scare me.
  • Yawn, it’s Monday!
  • Mondays are hard. Better luck tomorrow.

Positive Monday Instagram Captions

Monday Motivation.

  • A Monday morning is no fun, but we can find a cure for that with coffee.
  • Always remember that there will be a Monday for you to explore.
  • Begin your day with a smile.
  • Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
  • Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday.
  • Don’t let Monday get you down – you’re a Star.
  • Don’t make Monday a bad day? It’s my day.
  • Every Monday morning is new hope.
  • Getting out of bed is half the battle.
  • Good morning let’s start Monday morning out with a smile.
  • Good Morning Monday. let’s make the best of it.
  • Good morning, all you need is love and